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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 11:58am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 1:47pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:01am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:19am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 1:06pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 7:02am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 11:38am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 4:06am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 9:32am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 9:38am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 9:39am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 11:52am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 2:59am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 1:52am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 1:17am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:19am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:19am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:19am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 11:58am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 9:37am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 9:32am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 9:32am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 11:34am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 12:32am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 12:20am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 9:32am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:14am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 9:39am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 12:32am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 11:19am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 11:52am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 10:51am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 8:44am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 9:41am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 2:42am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 12:49am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 10:21am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 11:10pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:00am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 2:31am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 1:09am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 7:25am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 1:17am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 4:07am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:55am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 9:38am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 10:17am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 9:36am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 11:55am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 11:47am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 12:20am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 3:17am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 11:07am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 3:39am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 6:07am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 12:45am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 7:35am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 1:06pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 4:28am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 12:14am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 1:02am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 10:31am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:36am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 5:07pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 11:26am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 4:35am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 4:35am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 4:35am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:55am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:55am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:31am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 6:07am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 4:22am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 8:03am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 9:40am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:52am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 10:12am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 8:32am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 9:38am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 8:44am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 5:11pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 5:11pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 5:11pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:28am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:34am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:40am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:45am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:50am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 3:47am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 1:22am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:45am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 8:03am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 8:03am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:02am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:55am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:57am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:29am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 3:50am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 3:50am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 4:22am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 12:45am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:02am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 3:11am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 6:17am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:40am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:12am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 8:39am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 7:43am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 9:31am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 11:10pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:00am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 3:36am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 1:06pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:01am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:41am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 11:11am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 8:07am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 5:11pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 1:31am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 1:40am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:57am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 4:23am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 6:30am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 6:27am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 6:39am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 6:35am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 8:21am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 6:51am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:35am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:35am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:32am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:40am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:47am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:55am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:19am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:10am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:19am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:54am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:50am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:21am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:55am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:30am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:30am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:51am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 4:25am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 4:25am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 4:25am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 6:06am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 9:42am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 6:15am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:30am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 10:50am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 1:54am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:34am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 4:14am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 6:14am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 8:21am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:35am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:51am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 10:46am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 4:00am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:36am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 3:36am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 5:10pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 5:12pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 1:36am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:21am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 3:03am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 1:06pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 11:19pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:36am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:36am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:30am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 6:11am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:50am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:19am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:54am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:55am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:30am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:30am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:51am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 6:12am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 9:42am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 9:42am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 9:42am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:39am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:17am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 10:28am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 11:52am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:07am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:20am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 11:52pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:06am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 11:52pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 11:12pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 May, 2024 @ 1:12am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 3:37am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 4:05am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 6:14am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 6:32am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 12:17am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:52am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 3:01pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 6:11am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 6:11am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 6:03am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 6:12am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 6:15am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:31am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:41am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:54am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 10:59am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 1:48pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:45am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 10:46am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:40am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:35am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 10:25am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 10:46am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 10:55am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 1:06pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 4:44pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 2:46am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 3:04am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 3:14am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 7:03am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 7:03am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:11am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:11am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:11am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:11am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:11am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:11am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:12am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:12am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 12:27pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 3:17am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:15am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 3:29am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:51am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 6:15am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 6:15am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:46am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 11:21am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:07am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 3:50am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 10:26am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:39am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 12:26pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 4:54am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:50am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:39am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:47am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 9:41am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 9:56am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 9:56am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:35am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:42am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 10:08am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 10:54am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 1:10pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 2:17am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:07am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:48am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 8:18am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:39am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:40am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 10:59am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 4:56pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:48am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 8:15am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 3:29pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 8:36am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 10:26am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 2:04am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 10:08am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 10:54am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 11:38am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 6:14am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 5:11pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 1:36am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 7:56am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 11:10am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 4:58pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 8:08am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 8:12am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 2:17am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:47am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 10:08am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 11:36am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 2:14am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 11:48pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 1:48pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 4:56pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:17am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 10:54am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 3:33pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 2:23am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:48am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 4:56pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:48am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 2:22am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 8:07am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 10:43am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 9:09am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 5:27am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:11am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 3:36pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 1:20am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 6:15am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 6:15am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 10:08am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 11:36am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:07am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 8:25am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 10:20am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 5:14am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 4:03am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 10:28am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:40am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 5:48am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 8:15am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 7:51am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:48am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:21am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 1:18pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 11:38am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:51am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:41am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 6:32am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:36am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 11:29am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:48am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 5:19am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 4:10am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 10:54am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 2:26am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 5:48am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 6:36am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 9:52am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:06am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:44am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 1:13pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:58am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:36am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 2:45am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 1:23pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 12:13am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 12:36pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:55am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 8:55am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:46am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 6:14am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 4:56pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 4:56pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 4:56pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:48am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 6:37am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 6:37am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 6:38am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 11:45am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:01am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 10:06am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 10:06am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 5:28am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 11:59am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 12:22am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 7:18am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 4:56pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 4:56pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:48am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 8:54am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 10:09am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 2:04am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 11:45am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:46am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 2:11am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 1:02pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:12am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 1:15am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 1:55am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 4:28am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 8:32am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 7:52am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 1:06pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 3:37am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 11:36am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:13am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:06pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 6:11am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 10:55am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 5:48am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 4:25am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:48am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 6:11am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 10:50am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 2:33am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:07am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 9:34am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 11:28am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 9:31am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 11:58am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 2:46pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 9:41am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:06am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 5:45am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 2:33am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 2:34am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 2:34am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 2:34am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 2:34am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 2:34am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 2:34am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 2:34am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 2:34am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:41am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:12am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 2:33am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 2:33am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 2:34am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 5:48am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 2:32am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 2:32am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 2:32am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 2:32am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 2:32am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 2:32am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:07am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:08am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 12:54pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:56am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 11:48am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 11:55am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 2:32am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:36am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 8:31am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 5:47am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 2:32am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 2:32am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 2:34am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 3:56am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:58am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 2:59am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 3:01am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 3:45am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:06am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:08am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:08am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:08am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:08am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:08am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:08am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:10am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:10am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 12:12pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 2:14am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:06am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:06am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:08am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:11am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:06am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:06am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:06am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:06am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:07am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:07am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:08am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 12:54pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 2:56am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:11am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 9:00am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:06am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:06am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 8:31am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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