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3.2 hrs last two weeks / 1,678.5 hrs on record (977.3 hrs at review time)
Posted: 25 Feb, 2021 @ 12:32am

CS:GO Review
This game is literally satans nut sack and is absolutely garbage because,

a.) has fueled my gambling addiction ever since I was 12 years old.

b.) Demonstrated a community that is more bipolar than Kurt Cobain after drugs.

and c.) Showed how absolutely dumb and retarded people in the their mid 30s are after drinking 20 Natty Lights and refuse to brush their teeth or go outside.

However on the bright side, it teaches you dedication and how to deal with teammates that genuinely need anger management. If you don't have hair on your nuts to play this game and your voice sounds specifically like Simon from Alvin and the Chipmunks, then hit that puberty button and buckle your nuts for one roller coaster of a game.
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Menro666 25 Mar, 2021 @ 5:17pm 
who hurt you
❧ розу ❦ 25 Mar, 2021 @ 4:18pm 
hummm....
xXx _ IM AM DOGZZZ _ xXx [MLG] 23 Mar, 2021 @ 2:09pm 
Lol your gambling addiction is your fault kiddo
Its as if i willingly smoked weed once and became an addict and then blamed the dealer that i got it from and not me being naive, its your fault and your weakness.

Bipolar? Cs go is one of very few games that somewhat respect freedom of speech.
Why would that be a problem? Too many people dont agree with you? No expression bubble?
Go read your twitter feed where only one opinion is allowed if thats what you support.

Many people are dumb in general no way huge discovery mr columbus, there will be the smart ones and the dumb ones
xXx _ IM AM DOGZZZ _ xXx [MLG] 23 Mar, 2021 @ 2:09pm 
Steam and cs go is still at least sort of in support of freedom of speech.
Why do you want to be sheltered from angry people? You want everyone to be fake? I love when someone yells at me genuinely because i know that that person is being honest and honesty is an important value even in game communities.
Cs go is good because it allows to do and say whatever you want.
Go play league where you get permanently banned for saying the nword once while cs go only mutes you for a couple of days and never bans.
They allow you to return once you chill unlike totalitarian ultra marxist crap like league.

You have freedom of speech, utilise it as you did in your review and protect it.
Disagree with others when you feel like it but dont advocate aganist that freedom.
DishyMisterBat 23 Mar, 2021 @ 9:18am 
Ronnyww you are a c unt my dude. do you know what you are ?
KIKE ON A BIKE! 23 Mar, 2021 @ 7:49am 
LKMFAOFOAFOQOFAOFA
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Johny Ko Dickinson 23 Mar, 2021 @ 12:32am 
Do you know whats bipolar?
krcmar 22 Mar, 2021 @ 5:57pm 
Toxic children will always be found all over the internet, and I am very sorry for your gambling addiction. Hopefully, as people mature more, this game (or just the entire internet in general) will become a bit of a better place. And that's coming from someone in the Jjba community, which is a disgusting excuse for a community.
Yoske 22 Mar, 2021 @ 12:28pm 
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-B- 21 Mar, 2021 @ 1:26pm 
a) It could be worse. The other 12-year-olds got caught up in something much more dangerous than CS. Pokémon has destroyed lives.

b) Kurt did drugs all throughout his career and right up to his death. When did "Kurt Cobain after drugs" happen?

c) Shut up, just shut up. You had me at "drinking Natty Lights" .

Also, why specifically Simon?