"It's my time of the month" moaned Zanik in anticipation

"That's lovely." growled Thurgo "I love munching on a redberry pie"

if its dry out and I leave the tip exposed it can get chapped

You’re the target audience for the youtube videos with the big red circle, and an arrow pointing at the circle, and a pogchamping guy pointing at the circle from the bottom right corner

Has anyone else noticed that guys ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are always long instead of round. They're so distinct from women's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

When i came out as bi my grandparents thought i was trans and started asking why i wanted to be a woman

Does anyone have the gif of like four Indian dudes stacked on top of each other inside of a van ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ each other in the ass and the cameraman comes up and they mount off of each other, pull up their jeans and smile at the camera like they were just pulling a prank. I think it was funny