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81.4 hrs on record (51.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Yeah
Posted 27 August, 2024.
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8.1 hrs on record
Who doesn't love to make alcoholic beverages and listen to people's problems while actually having a lot of your own.
I love Dorothy too much, it's become an issue.
But lets be honest here Stella and Jill are a HARD second.

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Posted 7 July, 2018.
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202.3 hrs on record (165.5 hrs at review time)
Divinity: Original Sin 2 is one of the best RPGs you can play... period, and the best way to explain this game is with an analogy.

There's a house party, and every single RPG ever made is there. Just socializing and having a good time. From the Elder Scrolls, to the Witcher series, along side Final Fantasy etc. and Divinity: Original Sin 2 is like that one eccentric person that likes to run around, tell jokes, and do crazy things. Everyone at the party always thinks that they're crazy and stupid or just plain weird, when in fact Divinity: Original Sin 2 is actually the smartest one in the room.

I can firmly say that I do not like turn based game. They just don't sit right with me and I can't begin to like them. I will be honest and say that not all turn based games are awful and bad. And when I say that Divinity: Original Sin 2, a turn based RPG, is one of the best games I have ever played, you know that it is really is something else.

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Posted 7 July, 2018. Last edited 8 July, 2018.
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30.1 hrs on record (29.5 hrs at review time)
There are some pretty nice a s s-ets in the game ;) ;) ;)
B u t t-er me up and call me gluteus maximus cause I'm going in hard

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Alrighty let's get real here for a moment.
With the amount of time and space I'm allowed in this review, I seriously can't begin to know where to start.

NieR:Automata is easily one of the best games I have ever played. Whether its because I went in with actually no expectations or if the game truly is a masterpiece of this generation, is up to the player ultimately. I had preordered this game thinking I was going to be fighting big robot bosses Shadow of the Colossus style and yet I got something much more.
Yes, this game has issues and bugs that still haven't been fixed since launch but in light of that, I can firmly say that once you play through all 5 major endings you realize that those peasky little issues get completely overwhelmed by the amount of story telling and emotion poured into the game. This game really is a diamond in the rough and I think everyone should experience what it has to offer.

I mean come on, tell me another time you've felt so much emotion for robots... you can't, and by the time you realize what this game is doing to you, you'll already be trying to get over the emotional trauma.
Posted 5 July, 2018. Last edited 22 November, 2018.
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537.4 hrs on record (329.6 hrs at review time)
There has always been this kind of threshold when it comes to MMOs for me. I play for a small amount of time and get to a mid range level, then just quit out of boredom because for me there just isn't enough there to keep me hooked. To me about 90% of the MMOs on the current market are basically the same and even the ones that are different are really not eye catchers. This game is the complete opposite though. I played and played and played and without realizing it I had all the expansions, maxed out some classes, and had clocked in 100s of hours. It’s funny because I don’t even remember playing that much :/
In my opinion, this is one of the best MMOs you can play on the market and I think the monthly payment is very much worth it.
Posted 12 March, 2018. Last edited 12 March, 2018.
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122.7 hrs on record (49.3 hrs at review time)
I've never in my life shed a single tear to any game I've ever played.

I've gotten sad and upset but never really cried.

This game...

...this game was different. I am overjoyed I got to experience this piece of art, and I honestly believe everyone should. This game makes the player feel so connected to the characters in such a short amount time it's beyond real. You start to care for them in a much deeper way knowing that they aren't real at all. Deviating a little bit here, another one of the best games I have ever played easily has to be NieR: Automata, because that game tells one the best cinematic stories... period. This game is right up there with NieR. I never thought that this game would be such an experience. I would recommand anyone play this masterpiece of a game.
Posted 11 March, 2018. Last edited 11 July, 2018.
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10.9 hrs on record
Who knew that a crocodile girl could make you think about life so deeply.
Posted 26 November, 2017. Last edited 12 March, 2018.
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23.8 hrs on record (6.6 hrs at review time)
I'm gonna send you to the shadow realm.
Posted 22 November, 2017. Last edited 22 November, 2017.
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3 people found this review helpful
14.3 hrs on record
You know you're screwed when daddy appears with no shirt and a chainsaw.

10/10 would get welcomed to the family again

Honestly this is a really good game.
I've played a lot of the Resident Evil games before and Re4 was my honest favorite in the series but this reminds me of Re1 the most but in first person.
They have the old creepy mansion with the puzzles and the feeling of dread is just always there looming around.
I don't even feel safe in the safe room which really says something about the game.
Posted 24 January, 2017. Last edited 4 September, 2017.
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8.8 hrs on record (6.7 hrs at review time)
1. Told my fastest runner to go out while everybody sleeps
2. He scavenged a lot on the first couple of nights
3. This was going great until bandits came while he was gone and took some stuff
4. Made a bunch of weapons and bandits stopped coming
5. Found some guns and a baseball bat
6. Told my fastest runner to go out to this small cottege on the edge of town because we were running out of food very fast
7. Snuck around and looked through the keyhole and saw an old couple sitting by the fire
8. Saw a lot of food behind them
9. Opened the door and alerted the couple
10. Old man pleaded that I should leave him and his wife alone until she passes because she was very sick
11. I didn't know what to do because I needed food or I would die
12. I decided that I would just take the food and not hurt them
13. The old man gabbed me and got on his knees and begged
14. I shot him
15. The wife walked up and fell on the ground and cried next to the man's body
16. I shot her too, to put her out of her misery
17. I took the food and went home
18. The man got depressed and killed himself
19. Everybody got depressed and killed themselves afterwards
20. The game ended... I have no words



Welp 10/10 for making me kill old people and think about my actions in a video game
Posted 23 November, 2016. Last edited 24 November, 2016.
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