Recent reviews by EternaDash

Holy Mother Of Peak This Is Maybe One Of The Best Games Ever.
I Don't Have A Joke.
If I Ranked This Amongst My Favourite Shows, It'd Be My Second Favourite, Only Behind MLP:FIM.
Ranking It Amongst My Favourite Games, It's Pretty Immediately Also Second.

The Story Is Perfect, I Genuinely Have Zero Criticism To Give Because I See No Flaws.
100% Deserved The Outstanding Story-Rich Game Award, This Would Be Well Worth The Price If It Was 110 AUD.

I Hate This.

There's Tombs.
You Raid Them.

Yeah That Checks Out.

Sientist.
I Don't Know Why I Remember That The Most Out Of Everything In This Game.

The Difficulty Will Dropkick You Into Another Dimension.
But Good God Was This Amazing.

"That Worked?!" The Game.

I Wish I Could See The Faces Of My People When I Made Taxes Go Up And Down Repeatedly For An Entire Term, Probably Making The Act Of Filing Their Taxes A Nightmare.

California Explodes.
10/10

Cow Cow

I Am Amazing At Stealth.
I Just Blow Everyone Up So There's No One To Detect Me.