since TF2 scammers love me apparently here is a simple message to people who are totally not scammers but also want me to click into this very fun link that will give me free TF2 hats or will let me join a very fun totally real tournament:

NO, I DONT WANT TO JOIN YOUR TOURNAMENT
NO, I DONT WANT TO USE YOUR REFERAL LINK TO THIS TOTALLY LEGIT TRADING SITE
frick off
NO. I WONT VOTE FOR YOUR "FRIENDS" TEAM/LOGO/WHATEVER IN A COMPETITION ON SOME RANDOM WEBSITE WITH NO OTHER FOOTPRINT ONLINE
everyone who will try to send me such things will receive 1 (one) photo of CP (actual cheese pizza, not the other CP, alternatively Club Penguin if no pizza is found)

before you do any bad gamer things, watch the gif and think "What would our lord say?"
https://gifs.com/gif/the-best-gifs-with-sound-ep-52-re-upload-o2r0NL