League of Legends (abbreviated LoL) is a multiplayer online battle arena video game developed and published by Riot Games, it is also the worst game ever made in the history of anything ever. I have played enough hours on this game to say for certain that "LoL" objectively sucks, it does not make me lol or rofl. Know that I am Gamer first, an eldritch horror lover second and I must say Leege of Legends is a disgrace to gaming. What is the League of the Legrands? I haven't heard of any of these legends, Sun Wukong, Sonar, Jacks, ♥♥♥♥♥ who are those I'm gonna kill you????? These people are not legends at all if I don't know who they are.
And most of the male characters don't even have their titties out? What the ♥♥♥♥?????? No Male Popstars group either, FAILURE! In Riot Games' Ball slapping and trying to make the girl characters sexy they have failed in making a good videogame. Because it is bad. :/ You can trust me because I am the best gamer alive ever. My entire life I have studied gaming and gamers and I have absorbed the best gamers powers in a fortnite dance off to the death. I have never lost at anything ever except for getting someone to love me, but that's not a videogame, therefore it doesn't count. Also soon I will have an Eldritch Horror GF so I'll be set. Speaking of which there is only 1 good thing about League of Leagends.

MORDEKAISER!!

*Several pictures of Mordekaiser fall out of my coat jacket.* Mordekaiser is very sexy and real and is my boyfriend. Everytime I pick him he says "Destiny. Domination. Deceit." and I'm like "HELL YEAH, you really get me Mordekaiser." He's a loving and passionate man who wants to change the world. Like when he says "The world has tried to forget my existence, time to remind them why they fear." Even if you don't like Mordekaiser, I can convince you to, but watch this.

Mordekaiser tells you that he wants to spend the night with you. What do you do first?

A) Cuddle on the couch and watch scary movies. Mordekaiser will hold you tightly- there is no need to be afraid. You know that he will keep you safe.

B) Get right to the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

C) Go to an amusement park and ride on a Ferris wheel. You hold hands and watch the full moon glisten on the water. You share your first kiss here.

If none of those options appealed to you then get off my page loser, because I don't let Bottoms read my reviews. Switches are on thin ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ice. Mordekaiser should've gotten his own game instead of being put in a trash one. But the Void creatures are kinda sexy too so Sdnegel fo eugael still sucks but it's still got some sexy things in it. You didn't hear me say that though because I hate Leuage leg and. Don't trust NARCs, Be gay, Gaming! Anyways despite my roommate David's attempts to censor my free speech I'm glad I was able to send this review out. It's important to view Games through a critical eye and recognize their potential as art. My next review will be of Payday 2! Mordekaiser is sexy!

Edit 1) ♥♥♥♥

Edit 2) Payday 2 is okay do whatever you want I don't care. Unless you get Legu Of Legmd, then I hate you.

League of Legends (abbreviated LoL) is a multiplayer online battle arena video game developed and published by Riot Games, it is also the worst game ever made in the history of anything ever. I have played enough hours on this game to say for certain that "LoL" objectively sucks, it does not make me lol or rofl. Know that I am Gamer first, an eldritch horror lover second and I must say Leege of Legends is a disgrace to gaming. What is the League of the Legrands? I haven't heard of any of these legends, Sun Wukong, Sonar, Jacks, bitch who are those I'm gonna kill you????? These people are not legends at all if I don't know who they are. And most of the male characters don't even have their titties out? What the fuck?????? No Male Popstars group either, FAILURE! In Riot Games' Ball slapping and trying to make the girl characters sexy they have failed in making a good videogame. Because it is bad. :/ You can trust me because I am the best gamer alive ever. My entire life I have studied gaming and gamers and I have absorbed the best gamers powers in a fortnite dance off to the death. I have never lost at anything ever except for getting someone to love me, but that's not a videogame, therefore it doesn't count. Also soon I will have an Eldritch Horror GF so I'll be set. Speaking of which there is only 1 good thing about League of Leagends. MORDEKAISER!! *Several pictures of Mordekaiser fall out of my coat jacket.* Mordekaiser is very sexy and real and is my boyfriend. Everytime I pick him he says "Destiny. Domination. Deceit." and I'm like "HELL YEAH, you really get me Mordekaiser." He's a loving and passionate man who wants to change the world. Like when he says "The world has tried to forget my existence, time to remind them why they fear." Even if you don't like Mordekaiser, I can convince you to, but watch this. Mordekaiser tells you that he wants to spend the night with you. What do you do first? A) Cuddle on the couch and watch scary movies. Mordekaiser will hold you tightly- there is no need to be afraid. You know that he will keep you safe. B) Get right to the fucking. C) Go to an amusement park and ride on a Ferris wheel. You hold hands and watch the full moon glisten on the water. You share your first kiss here. If none of those options appealed to you then get off my page loser, because I don't let Bottoms read my reviews. Switches are on thin fucking ice. Mordekaiser should've gotten his own game instead of being put in a trash one. But the Void creatures are kinda sexy too so Sdnegel fo eugael still sucks but it's still got some sexy things in it. You didn't hear me say that though because I hate Leuage leg and. Don't trust NARCs, Be gay, Gaming! Anyways despite my roommate David's attempts to censor my free speech I'm glad I was able to send this review out. It's important to view Games through a critical eye and recognize their potential as art. My next review will be of Payday 2! Mordekaiser is sexy! Edit 1) Fuck Edit 2) Payday 2 is okay do whatever you want I don't care. Unless you get Legu Of Legmd, then I hate you.