What the hell did you just say to me you little brat? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Lazy Lilis and I've been involved in numerous secret pudding raids on Lastation, and I have over 300 confirmed pudding cups eaten.

I am trained in Hedgehog Warfare and I'm the top swordsman in the entire Planeptune Armed Forces. You are nothing to me but just another target for pudding stealing. I will eat the hell out of your pudding with precision the likes of which has ever been seen before in Gameindustri, mark my words.

You think you can get away with lecturing me over the Internet? Think again, kiddo. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pudding thieves across all Planeptune and your pudding supply is being traced right now, so you better prepare yourself.

This will be the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your pudding. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you seven hundred ways by Cross Combo with just a wooden sword. Not only am I extensively trained in Goddess Combat, but I have access to the entire Planeptune Marine Corps Arsenal, and I will use it to wipe your miserable face off of Gameindustri.

If only you could've known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, then maybe you would've held your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the ultimate price. You idiot, I'm the Protagonist.

Don't bother backing up your save file, because you're already dead Kiddo.