+REP DORZE STRZELA

wall hack and hack and bot and aimbot noob

Met this guy on a train one time, was pretty cool but kept putting his bare feet up on the seat next to me. I don't know if he somehow knew that I was into feet, but he was basically a major c**k-tease for the 3 hour long ride.

About an hour in, I knew what his game was, I saw his sly smirk.
2 hours in, he made a large show of stretching out each of his toes, which almost killed me. I was bursting at the seem.
As the train stopped at the final destination, he removed his feet, and "accidentally" had them rub against my crotch.

-rep, left me high and dry.

BRITAIN

Look man i know we don't know each other at all but i really feel like i need to step in on this one, So like In the "Bee Movie", when Barry B. Benson is commanding the ATFH team to take out what appears to be Winnie the Pooh (in order to take back the honey), the scope on the ATFH team member's M16A2 appears to be 19 degrees off proper perpendicularity to the barrel. The laser-sight atop the scope falls directly on Winnie's honey jar. Given that the initial distance between the laser sight and the gun barrel is roughly 17.2cm (6 inches), this would follow that, assuming a distance of only 10 metres (to account for Pooh Bear being able to hear the c ocking of the gun), the bullet would go about 3.6 metres off the intended target at the assumed distance. So like CAN U BELIEVE THAT?
OHMYGOD man, It's all a big part of the conspiracy theory that my great grandad told me before he died out of masturbating too much to shrek pr0n ...

-rep cheater (spinbot)