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As I was having sex with my wife she was lying on the bed with my penis by her mouth and as I came I pushed too hard, I secretly tried to see how hard I could rocket my seemen out so I could bruise the back of her throat, but I would never tell her that. Out of my butt, willy nilly, came a fountain of slushie goodness - there was diarrhea all over my wife and my sheets, I paid a fortune for dry cleaning. Mr. Kuro, sometimes when I'm kissing my wife I think how much more enjoyable it would be if I had your finger up my butt.
All the best,
Michael Bay.