du er selv ret sød <3

Husband <3

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husk at spis en tyk idiot om dagen

At one time when I had too much milk to drink and I pulled an all-nighter my stomuch didn't cooperate and after breakfast I got diarrhea.

As I was having sex with my wife she was lying on the bed with my penis by her mouth and as I came I pushed too hard, I secretly tried to see how hard I could rocket my seemen out so I could bruise the back of her throat, but I would never tell her that. Out of my butt, willy nilly, came a fountain of slushie goodness - there was diarrhea all over my wife and my sheets, I paid a fortune for dry cleaning. Mr. Kuro, sometimes when I'm kissing my wife I think how much more enjoyable it would be if I had your finger up my butt.

All the best,
Michael Bay.

I'm beside myself with grief. I came home yesterday with a surprise gift for my 13 year-old daughter. I had this beautiful fluffy big pink teddy bear in my arms for her. I knew she would be thrilled. However, when I walked into her room, I found her naked with two ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. One was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, pulling out and slapping her ass pink, and then ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her some more while the other was getting blown by her. She pulled her mouth off the spear chucker's ♥♥♥♥ and exclaimed, "Daddy!" and just then he came in her face. I grabbed a baseball bat from my son's room and chased those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but they were too fast for me and got out of the house. It was weird watching them run down the street naked. I hoped someone would tackle them, but everyone was too afraid. Those savages are strong as apes after all.