Birdy ♥
United States
Just a witchy elf on the search for soulmates!~ <3
Do not add for trade. | Please comment on here before adding me. | I'm not very responsive to Steam messages. Discord is best way to reach me.
Just a witchy elf on the search for soulmates!~ <3
Do not add for trade. | Please comment on here before adding me. | I'm not very responsive to Steam messages. Discord is best way to reach me.
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Table of Contents
- About Me
- R.E.P.O. Résumé
- Lethal Company Résumé
- Team Fortress 2 Overview
- About My OC (⚠️ NSFW ⚠️)

About Me

In a nutshell about who I am: I'm an amateur writer and roleplayer who likes to compose dirty detailed smut. Lots of stories were made so far that could be made into small books.... if I really wanted to.

I like playing a variety of games casually. I don't like anything hardcore nor do I like going against other players (PvP). This would mean that on TF2, I play MvM mode exclusively.

Steam messages are buggy for me and I don't make the effort to check on them frequently. I'm most active on Discord, which is available upon request.

R.E.P.O. Résumé

Expertise
- Practices the game solo , reaching up to high levels with a high success rate
- Understands the game physics/mechanics such as immunity frames, rotating heavy objects to give more force, knowing where to grab to obtain stability/force, and minimizing damage to value without drones...except pianos

Proficiencies
- Knows the AI mechanics of all enemies and how to counter or avoid, including strength stunlock requirements
- Currently specializing in melee combat, favoring swords and sledgehammers to eliminate all enemies, using either a prodzap or a baseball bat to stun
- Can go off of very little stamima and maximize movement with crouch rolling and tumble launches
- Knows cart techniques such as using it as a shield from huntsman, pushing enemies into pits, or bashing into them when stunned

Lethal Company Résumé

Expertise
- Can effortlessly use the jetpack to transport loot and distract enemies at any time, even during Stormy weather
- Can drive the cruiser on all maps except Titan, namely able to jump boost to both entrances in Assurance, can safely jump across or use the gap to get to and from fire exit at Adamance, can take to and from Rend's fire exit (with better visibility), and knows how to jump from fire to ship at Artifice and have escape routes planned; will not drive if Flooded on Vow/Dine, will not drive at all if Foggy, but I'm fine with Stormy and Eclipsed; I'm bound to make some mistakes, but I have been practicing a lot; I use some mods for better accessibility, but the driving and jumping skills are legitimate

Proficiencies
- Skilled with terminal to disable turrets, open/close security doors, and teleporting players to safety; though, I don't get to do this often so I may get rusty
- Knows how to kill all monsters with shovels, knives, shotguns, easter eggs, and the cruiser, as the situation calls for
- Able to loot efficiently , moving quickly and bringing scrap closer to entrances

Team Fortress 2 Overview

Not much to say in this one. I'm good at MvM, but terrible in Casual. My primary classes are Pyro, Heavy, and Medic. Though, Medic would be considered my main.

And no, I am not and will never be open for trade with others. Please do not ask.

About My OC


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Written in third person, this is my own OC. Though, it's more like he's my true spiritual identity. Funny enough, in *most* ways, he is the opposite of how I am IRL — a challenge for me while being here on his planet. Heh...

- Name: Birdy
- Sex: Omega Male (Omegaverse term)
- Race: Elven
- Profession: Witch, he possesses very powerful magic; Reaper, his true part-time job that he loves most is escorting souls to the next realm and being there in their final moments
- Age: Looks in his 20's but is thousands of years old
- D&D Alignment: Chaotic Good
- Face: He would look most like the Filipino porn star Jeremy Vuitton
- Appearance: Smooth brown-skin, slim-muscular athletic build, fruity scent, and.. *ahem*.. a massive bubble butt
- Clothing: Has a flexible fashion sense, but he strongly favors his soft, sexy-looking blue jeans that hug onto his lower body; the jeans he wears are magically enchanted to repair themselves and change styles
- Sexual Orientation: Veeeeery gay
- Sexual Role: Bottom, can be versatile
- Sexual Talents: Excellent in fellatio, can slurp and drool all over hehe; also has a self-lubricated hole, allowing for easy insertion
- Personality: Calm and loving, but also bratty and mischievous; he's the kind of guy to smile and giggle a lot and pull good-natured pranks
- Origin: Whereabouts of his home world or plane of existence are unknown
- Omegaverse Characteristics: He's able to make lots of babies, having already made hundreds in his long life; his pregnancies are compressed to two weeks instead of nine months and he often makes twins/triplets/quadruplets; the only way he prevents himself from getting pregnant is through magic
- Sharing Orgasms: He can share his own orgasms with those who have sex with him, with amplified out-of-this-world pleasure the moment a sperm cell reaches one of his eggs and fertilizes it; lasts for minutes
- Erogenous Pointy Ears: He really likes having his ears be blown into or being given ear massages; the former makes him giggle and the latter feels orgasmic
- Heart of a Lover: He is someone who needs to spread love to those he truly cares for in ways he knows how; as long as he's cherished in return, nothing can make him feel happier; to adore and be adored by an affectionate elf *can* be... an enchanting experience <3
- Favorite Instruments: Can play anything, such as but not limited to violins, pianos, electric guitars, bongos, and handpans
- Favorite Pastime: Frequently explores different planes of existence, having adventures and meeting lots of people; ranges from epic battles, to steamy encounters (very often.. hehe), to casual hangouts
- Favorite Types of Humor: slapstick, puns/wordplay, childish/juvenile, dirty, offensive, and pranks/practical jokes
- Favorite Uses of Magic: teleportation (portals/instant), flying on staves or other objects, telekinesis, mind control, temporal rewind, time stop, lightning/water/wind elemental manipulation, conjuration, and aurora creation
- Favorite Sex Positions/Preferences: likes being on his stomach or in a mating press; likes both gentle and rough sex; also loves having his bubble butt spanked
- Favorite Forms of Affection: huggles/cuddles/snuggles, third eye kiss (forehead to forehead contact), and ear blowing (giving or receiving)
- Favorite Term of Endearment: he likes being called a slut <3
- Weakness: He's (delightfully) vulnerable to the strong wills of good-natured alpha males, eagerly desiring to worship and obey them
- Loves: witchy magic, having sex/getting knocked up, raising/caring for children (esp his own), and giving/receiving affections
- Likes: stormy weather, starry skies, nature overall, beautiful scenery, beaches/tropics, warm/hot temperatures, exploring, freedom, teasing, getting spanked, muscles, alpha males, giving/receiving massages, causing friendly mischief or pulling harmless pranks, pampering those he care for, meeting other magical creatures, and befriending other witches or magic users
- Dislikes: real violence, real conflict, being trapped or restrained, people who grossly dislike witches, religious fanatics, pompous people, self-righteous authority figures, those who take his mischievous side too seriously, dishonesty, recreational drugs, first/second hand embarrassment, cold temperatures, facial/body hair, and feminine wear on self
- Hates: war (real ones; games are perfectly okay), arson/burnings, senseless destruction, authoritarianism, and cruelty/enslavement/torture of plants, animals, children, and mystical beings
Recent Activity
314 hrs on record
last played on 17 Jun
300 hrs on record
last played on 11 May
0.2 hrs on record
last played on 23 Mar
kofikat 26 Apr @ 11:42pm 
cute new profile pic!!!
kofikat 4 Aug, 2024 @ 5:06am 
Best teammate in Lethal company. Good at carrying newbies/casual players like me especially with how proficient he is in driving the van AND using a jetpack.:steamthumbsup::p4g_love::steamthumbsup:
bored 10 Mar, 2024 @ 9:46am 
His pfp lowkey fire when I'm geeked out +rep type stuff:space_killer::steambored::MHRISE_Felyne:
kofikat 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:13am 
A cute elven witch. ++++++REP. (night!)
! Duobot (Low) Level Up 3 Jun, 2020 @ 4:06pm 
*Beep beeep* thank you for trading with me ^.^ have a good day :Speech_Love:
Birdy ♥ 31 Jan, 2020 @ 11:58pm 
Aww, you guys!~ <3