Elljoda
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ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ꜰᴀᴄᴇꜱ
ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ꜰᴀᴄᴇꜱ, ɪ'ᴍ ꜱᴇᴇɪɴɢ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ꜰᴀᴄᴇꜱ
ᴍᴏᴍᴍᴀ ᴛᴏʟᴅ ᴍᴇ ʙᴇ ᴘᴀᴛɪᴇɴᴛ, ᴘʀᴀʏ ᴛᴏ ɢᴏᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛ
ꜱᴇᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴛʀᴜɢɢʟᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴀᴛᴇ, ʜɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴄᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴇ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛ
ᴀʟʟ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇꜱᴇ ɴɪɢɢᴀꜱ ꜰᴀᴋɪɴ', ꜰʀᴀɴᴋʟɪɴ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ꜱᴜʀᴇ ɪ'ᴍ ꜱᴛʀᴀɪɢʜᴛ

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Well, this might be the most fun I have ever had with a side scrolling beat 'em up before. First off, the topic is hilarious to me. Second, the story is actually pretty clever and gives a fresh and funny take on millenias old rhetoric, lol. Speaking of which, it's irreverance and audacity would be my third selling point. Just flat out cool and unconcerned with offending anybody.

Basically, Jesus and Judas go around kicking♥♥♥♥♥and using their god goiven abilities to wreak havoc. Fatalities include ripping the spines or hearts out of enemy bodies, weapons include fish, alcohol, and of course actual weaponry, from sticks and stones to shotguns and more. Your god given abilities include bread for healing and a plethora of divine assaults.

The actual combat is solid and fairly simple, yet as you progress, your options become progressively more detailed and complex.

The graphics are pretty good for this style and pretty much everything about this game deserves your attention.

Enjoy!

10/10
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76561199028369698 31 Oct, 2022 @ 5:50am 
have an offer for ya, added mate.
Elljoda 3 Sep, 2022 @ 4:55am 
I only trade for paypal
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