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Recent reviews by Elegy

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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
130.4 hrs on record
Terrible writing, combat design, puzzle design, and progression. Every puzzle has an instant kill trap. Nothing works particularly well in the battle engine. It's a massive studio but still took Kickstarter money. Bad voice acting, bad art. And all the while you basically take a back seat to the writers' random white-haired mage OC's that get to do everything in the whole world.
Posted 22 February.
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22 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
Haha. Wow. This vehicle.

Some highlights:

- Max speed of like 10 km/h uphill (like 40 ish normally)
- Launches you to the moon if you hit a bump going downhill, instant killing you if you don't fast travel
- Animals still instant kill you while on it and they phase right through it
- Explodes instantly if you go on stairs with it
- Fishtails like the back tires are made of ice
- Not repairable, but respawnable
- You have to press the Jump button to enter it (haha)
- Defaults to first person; for some reason 3rd person view is on crouch key
- Doesn't even have a horn for you to honk
- All the animals will get up on their hind legs and point and laugh at you for having to use it

The last one isn't true, but it feels true.

Putting a No recommendation cause it Sucks, but you actually really do need this. It should be part of the base game. This is the only hunting game I've ever played that didn't have ATVs in the base game. Get it on sale and consider it part of the main game's price because it makes initially setting up tents hours faster.
Posted 16 January.
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2 people found this review funny
153.7 hrs on record (26.9 hrs at review time)
I love to kill
Posted 27 December, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record
this is a cute short story! it is nice to help her buy milk.
Posted 2 January, 2021.
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6 people found this review helpful
57.3 hrs on record
this game is a masterpiece in all aspects
Posted 27 March, 2019.
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3 people found this review helpful
15.2 hrs on record
this game is adorable and fun. the character designs and art style in particular are spectactular. has a few bugs here and there, but the gameplay is fun and decently challenging, easily meeting your money's worth.
Posted 3 January, 2019.
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3 people found this review helpful
50.9 hrs on record (48.2 hrs at review time)
if you play this game I love you
Posted 21 June, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
11.6 hrs on record
very good cat game with good art and a good cat. also the gameplay is pretty unique and there's a lot of immersion in the writing and overall it's just a really good game with an engaging plot line that deserves more attention than it's gotten. funny cat eat a pancake
Posted 26 March, 2018.
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7 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
27.5 hrs on record (25.0 hrs at review time)
I have actually not seen a game this hollow, incomplete, and unfulfilling in several years. I would liken the level of disappointment to the initial release of Mass Effect 3. There is no story and the characters are meaningless. The attempts at philosophical ponderings sprinkled throughout the game are vapid at best. On top of everything else, it's also a pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥ port and has horrible optimization. Spare yourself from this game.
Posted 27 August, 2017.
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3 people found this review helpful
71.3 hrs on record (65.3 hrs at review time)
This game is great can't wait for the sequel
Posted 28 July, 2016.
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