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Recent reviews by El Caiman (BrainRot)

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2 people found this review helpful
3.4 hrs on record
Haters mad i can feel childlike wonder.

Made me feel new things but more importantly things i forgot a long time ago, gameplay's solid, and the story is simple and fun. Clearly understand the mindset of the lil gator and the sister, which makes it really cool storytelling. The jokes were spot on and every character is colorful in it's own unique way. Also, i can see using this game as an example on teaching kids how to communicate to each other, which i guess it's useful if i ever have a kid of my own.

Got what i wanted and more, for what it is, to me at least it's a 10/10.
Posted 27 August, 2023.
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1.7 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Es un 10/10.

Odio la nostalgia como metodo de venta de un producto, es apuntar bajo, pero algunas veces el sentimiento atras de algo es acertado y se logra algo como esto.

No voy a explicar de que es el juego. Solamente sepan que comprandolo, se abren a recordar la sorpresa de la vieja internet, la que no estaba regulada por ningun tipo de organismo, es saltar de un hipervinculo a otro y ver con que cosa te topas. Me devolvio a cuando iba al ciber con 8 años. Muy grata experiencia.
Posted 3 June, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
3.7 hrs on record
It's a good piece of art.

It's not a game, i'll call it a game for the sake of explaining everything more cohesively, but it's not a game.
It's a playable piece of art.

I finished this game in less than 4 hours. I died about a couple times, it's not a difficult experience to be honest, the puzzles were easy enough. Once you understand how the world you're in works, the puzzles become something natural.
And that's the main reason why i love/hate this game. I like the way my brain adapted to the cruel world of Scorn, and that's why i call this game a piece of art.

The animations are incredible, i am not going to elaborate any further about the animations, buy the game or watch a gameplay.
The combat feels real, you're not Doom guy, you are something very, VERY fragile, in a very VERY, dangerous and uncaring world and you are trying to survive it as best as you can.
The audio and music are good, they're as atmospheric and eerie as it gets.

I bought it because i just wanted to look at disturbingly beautiful things reminiscing of H. R. Giger, Zdzisław Beksiński and a little something of Harlan Ellison. I couldn't buy the artbook, but i'll try to get it one way or the other.

TLDR: Buy it if you want to enjoy a nice piece of playable artwork. It's what i expected since the day i saw the teaser, it has a quality stamp all over it.
Don't buy it if you want something that has been done before, this is quite unique. I liked it, but if you are not into expensive short niche experiences this is not for you.
Posted 14 October, 2022.
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8.7 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time)
El juego esta muy bueno, pero los servidores latinos son pesimos.
Posted 30 July, 2022.
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0.5 hrs on record
Funny, pretty and just "valve". It has that something we all hold dear since 1998.

Short tech demo.

If you have a normal controller, play it. If you have a steam deck... i envy you.
Posted 1 March, 2022.
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8.3 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)
This game is one of the best developed most entertaining and responsive sh1tp0sts i've ever played.
It's an amalgamation of /pol/, /biz/, /k/ and /b/ with some of the funniest dialogs i've read.

The gameplay is fast and chaotic, the game won't hold your hand and you'll be confused most of the time, rebel in that and do what you want.

If i could describe what it feels to play this game, it has the movement and overall feel of the first half life game, with some of the autism of the first Deus EX and the visuals of what Charles Manson would draw if he made a speedrun thru Hylics and the soundtrack of a really old game mixed with the thoughts of a violent serial killer.

It's really good and i'm in love with it. 9/10
Posted 25 January, 2022. Last edited 25 January, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
10.8 hrs on record
Absolutamente fantastico.

Un clasico de mi infancia, la musica y la historia es lo que hace que valga la pena los puzzles mas dificiles.
Posted 30 December, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
2.2 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
Never played Halo games before, so i don't have the nostalgia i feel a lot of people have, i only played the campaign of the first one and it quite bored me. The game is slow, the weapons suck, the animation is lacking and the overall multiplayer experience was wack.

I don't get how people play this archaic game. It can be explained by the fact that COD vanguard and Battlefield 2042 have a worse reputation and are... well, expensive as hell, but still, i just felt it was a slower, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Quake.

If i want the MP version of this i'd go and play quake live or any other fast arena shooter but i don't think they have a new playerbase so i would just get stomped by a 15k hr beast.

I'm open to accept that maybe i played it wrong or that i just don't get it or that i need to git gud. But i feel there are other games in the market that are way better than this.

I honestly don't care about cosmetics, because i don't care about the game. If you feel they're being greedy you're probably right, but... alas, i don't give 2 ♥♥♥♥♥.
Posted 2 December, 2021.
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22.8 hrs on record (12.1 hrs at review time)
I went for the Grappler so you could say that...






IM A FOOL, I KNOW NOTHING, I TOOK THE ROLE OF A SILLY CLOWN, BUT I WON'T TURN MY BACK ON THIS GAME.
Posted 16 June, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
7.2 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
You are Wall-E + DoomSlayer + Dracula.

Get the game. It's cheap, it's fun, it's trivago.
Posted 8 September, 2020.
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