crash bandicoot stole all my loot again

you should not talk to me like that mister! i own half of the apple corparation and i am jeff besos's first second removed cousin, i have three hundren thousand credit score and my company is the weathyest, biggest and most beautiful in the world, i own shares in 17 million franchises and i live in a big house by a lake, you dare speak to me like that again and i will reposes your house, cats and family! you are misinformed and uneducated. GOOD DAY SIR

Listen here you uneducated goblin I own shares in so many businesses you'd think I own the companies I work with so many cut throat businessmen who are very reputable if you think you're going to get away with what you said to me think again your bank account is gonna read 0$ and 0 cents real soon buckaroo

dude i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love ur bio +rep x69 for creativity