Elyzium, the self-proclaimed rizz master with endless L aura, found himself face-to-face with Feixiao, an anime fox girl sipping 190 proof Everclear. He hit her with every bad pick-up line: "U a arab? Cuz I’m about to bust!" and “R u a minecraft fence? Cuz I can’t get over u.” Feixiao, unimpressed, dropped the Fanum fax: “U’re literally so beta.” Elyzium, in the thick of it, flexed his Sigma energy, pulling out a bouquet of Gacha pulls Blossoms, thinking he was unlocking alpha wolf charm. Feixiao, unamused, flexed, “I 8 primogems for breakfast.” After some awkward "skibidi" dance moves and a failed attempt at "fox-based philosophy," she cracked a smile: “U’re a disaster. But I’m your disaster.” Elyzium didn’t rizz her, but he definitely rizzed himself into a Psych Ward.