Recent reviews by Duxtorm

S'aight.

♥♥♥♥ YEAH!
BACK TO SPREADING LIBERTY, BOIS!

I played spin game, made the thing spin, it did the spin (make go very fast) and now I'm happy :)

Surprising amount of polish for a fairly small game.
From what I played of it, I can tell it's not finished, so reviewing the overall game-play experience would be like critiquing a toddler's table etiquette.

From a mechanical perspective it works well and it's a good concept, I'd love to recreate the events of 'Eight Legged Freaks'.

Performance wise, it's not janky, in fact it runs smoothly, but it's not well optimised, I have a mid-high end gaming computer, it can handle most games on max graphics, but this game was hogging 40% CPU and up to 90% GPU on default settings.

If I did have some game-play criticism it would be the shameful lack of bunny girls overall; there certainly needs to be more of them.

Finally, I'd like to make a small offer, I'm pretty good at finding bugs and I've already found 3- if you'd like someone to play-test your game, HMU

First an foremost, the concept is pretty good- I'd describe the game to be like Wreckfest, but unrealistic and with funny powerups.

The stats seem to change between the first two maps and the last map.. in the last map, if you boost, you fly across the map with nearly no drop and always bounce far up on impact... this game punishes you for going fast by putting you in time-out in the air...
more on that- there is no way to slow down or steer once you boosted, I don't know why they bothered putting in ramps since EVERYTHING makes you go up if you hit it hard enough.. the amount of airtime is painful and there needs to be a workaround, especially in the last map.

Speaking of hitting things hard enough, the ramming function is very inconsistent- I thought I had it down, but I have no idea if it gauges who takes more damage based on speed or which part of your car hits theirs.. it seems to be neither sometimes... as I can ram into the side of a nearly dead, stationary car with my full health car and bloody die on impact, completely refilling their health, and the ram powerup does nothing to aid this.

The cars are too slow.. once you've boosted, the regular speed of your car feels painfully slow, especially with the acceleration.. to top it off, sometimes it doesn't recognise that you're pressing forwards after you've boosted and it just stops your car, I found this infuriating.

There is no meaningful customisation..
you can choose the map and your car and that's it.. you can't change the controls, not the difficulty of the ai, no damage multipliers, speed multipliers, can't change how long the rounds are, can't change how many opponents you have, cant change the frequency of the powerups, and there is certainly no multiplayer.

There's no invincibility period after you spawn, so you can easily get spawn-killed.
If you get stuck with your wheels against a wall, you're stuck for good, gotta restart..
Free is the perfect price for this game and I still would not recommend it as I feel the agitation outweighs the fun.

Kill furries, befriend furries, there are simply no cons.

A sad, murky fragment of what this game used to be.
The journey of this game was upsetting and infuriating, don't play this and expect fun, in fact, don't play ANY FreeJam game expecting fun.

Extremely yes
very

Pros:
yes, very, buy it, sell your kidney if you have to

Cons:
eXcUse mE!?

Not recommended if you don't like good games

Mr. Sandman, bring me some sand..
Make it the prettiest sand in the land
Make it so soft like roses and plovers
So I can roll in it over and over!