2 people found this review helpful
Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 36.4 hrs on record (33.9 hrs at review time)
Posted: 20 Dec, 2013 @ 5:38am
Updated: 8 Jul, 2017 @ 3:29am

Early Access Review
I'm thirsty.
I'm Hungry.
I have this funny taste in my mouth.
I feel faint.
It's cold.
My feet hurt.
This music's too loud.
I wish I was at home playing videogames.
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13 Comments
Throb Barker 18 Apr, 2017 @ 1:42am 
Review marked as not helpful. Anyone who thinks this game is good is a moron. The dev team are a bunch of hacks and only out to make money off suckers who want to play what DayZ used to be. I got banned by a dev/mod on the steam forums for saying 15% off wasn't enough. Banned for an entire month for saying the sale was weak. When I replied and pointed out that I didn't voilate any TOS the dev gave me a permanent ban sighting that the permaban was for arguing with a mod. This game is dead and the devs spend more time on the forums than working on the game. What a joke. Anyone who supports these losers deserves this shitty game. What a black eye for Bohemia Interactive. I used to respect Marek before DayZ standalone.
A Fuggmann Alt 27 Jan, 2017 @ 10:24pm 
Review marked as not helpful. Anyone who thinks this game is good is a moron. The dev team are a bunch of hacks and only out to make money off suckers who want to play what DayZ used to be. I got banned by a dev/mod on the steam forums for saying 15% off wasn't enough. Banned for an entire month for saying the sale was weak. When I replied and pointed out that I didn't voilate any TOS the dev gave me a permanent ban sighting that the permaban was for arguing with a mod. This game is dead and the devs spend more time on the forums than working on the game. What a joke. Anyone who supports these losers deserves this shitty game. What a black eye for Bohemia Interactive. I used to respect Marek before DayZ standalone.
Duracell 27 Jan, 2017 @ 10:22pm 
Review marked as not helpful. Anyone who thinks this game is good is a moron. The dev team are a bunch of hacks and only out to make money off suckers who want to play what DayZ used to be. I got banned by a dev/mod on the steam forums for saying 15% off wasn't enough. Banned for an entire month for saying the sale was weak. When I replied and pointed out that I didn't voilate any TOS the dev gave me a permanent ban sighting that the permaban was for arguing with a mod. This game is dead and the devs spend more time on the forums than working on the game. What a joke. Anyone who supports these losers deserves this shitty game. What a black eye for Bohemia Interactive. I used to respect Marek before DayZ standalone.
Lazlo 27 Jan, 2017 @ 10:22pm 
Review marked as not helpful. Anyone who thinks this game is good is a moron. The dev team are a bunch of hacks and only out to make money off suckers who want to play what DayZ used to be. I got banned by a dev/mod on the steam forums for saying 15% off wasn't enough. Banned for an entire month for saying the sale was weak. When I replied and pointed out that I didn't voilate any TOS the dev gave me a permanent ban sighting that the permaban was for arguing with a mod. This game is dead and the devs spend more time on the forums than working on the game. What a joke. Anyone who supports these losers deserves this shitty game. What a black eye for Bohemia Interactive. I used to respect Marek before DayZ standalone.
<OES>Revy 27 Jan, 2017 @ 9:41pm 
Review marked as not helpful. Anyone who thinks this game is good is a moron. The dev team are a bunch of hacks and only out to make money off suckers who want to play what DayZ used to be. I got banned by a dev/mod on the steam forums for saying 15% off wasn't enough. Banned for an entire month for saying the sale was weak. When I replied and pointed out that I didn't voilate any TOS the dev gave me a permanent ban sighting that the permaban was for arguing with a mod. This game is dead and the devs spend more time on the forums than working on the game. What a joke. Anyone who supports these losers deserves this shitty game. What a black eye for Bohemia Interactive. I used to respect Marek before DayZ standalone.
Throb Barker 20 Dec, 2016 @ 11:31pm 
Review marked as not helpful. I feel the need to let everyone know to feel validated. I also write yelp reviews and make youtube reaction videos. also anyone with different opinions than me is a moron.
LX 8 Jul, 2016 @ 4:28pm 
Review marked as not helpful. Anyone who thinks this game is good is a moron. The dev team are a bunch of hacks and only out to make money off suckers who want to play what DayZ used to be. I got banned by a dev/mod on the steam forums for saying 15% off wasn't enough. Banned for an entire month for saying the sale was weak. When I replied and pointed out that I didn't voilate any TOS the dev gave me a permanent ban sighting that the permaban was for arguing with a mod. This game is dead and the devs spend more time on the forums than working on the game. What a joke. Anyone who supports these losers deserves this shitty game. What a black eye for Bohemia Interactive. I used to respect Marek before DayZ standalone.
| Asian Wolf | 22 Mar, 2014 @ 1:59pm 
I get it, Thats funny mate
SNik 10 Jan, 2014 @ 6:18am 
lol
Mordordevil 21 Dec, 2013 @ 1:24pm 
Fucking Lazza...