Chef Pee Pee's in the kitchen, I'm the king of cooking things (yeah)
Got macaroni, pizza, cookies, and some ice cream (yeah)
And when it comes to cooking, I'm like Zeus or Hercules (yeah)
'Cause Bowser's really angry (Chef Pee Pee)
And he might just murder me (no!)
Toad wants to help but he gets all on my nerves (stop it)
He's always touching things, I'm like get out of here you turd (go)
I can make turtle soup or cook an angry bird (Big red)
Chef Pee Pee is the best, everybody spread the word