Recent reviews by Charlie

Sold my house to buy all the DLC's but at least i was able to rebuild the Roman Empire

-Be me
-Wake up on a boat with a weird emo guy giving you a human heart to collect bones with
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-Go in a big city
-Throw a bottle at a random masked guy who is talking about the Bible
-Become public enemy nr 1
-Get chased by half a town
-Get on a murder spree trying to survive
-End up killing all of the policeman, workers on the doc, barmans and civilians as well
-Regret my life choices
-Enter in an abandoned building
-Get gangbanged by 300 giant musquitos
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-Get to a hospital to see if I i got any rabies or Ebola from the musquitos
-The doctor becomes some Jack and Hide lunatic trying to kill me
-I start shooting her until i run out of bullets
-I poke her with my sword to be sure she is dead
-She doese't move
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-Goes home pretending nothing happened and starts playing Dishonored 2

Smite, the game where after you've been stuned you can go take a nap while waiting to respawn. Once you get stuned, you get stuned by Chronos, Ymir, Kumbakharna, Anubis, Terra, Agni, Hercules, Loki and Thor. It dosent matter that smite is a 5v5 game, those guys come from other servers just to stun you. Or maybe you are tryng to run or chase someone, but you cant cause the minions bite youre d**k off. Or you finaly get a quadra, and get killed by the last guy who is afk in their base. Cause HI-REZ decide to f**k you up and randomly give you 300 damage, and give the kill to that guy. Or you can have some lovely teammates how only sit in base an f**k themself in the butt, while you're getting ganked.
10/10 would play again.

Is an amayzing game, where you can experience the lovely cs1.6 graphics and up to 2 fps.
Let me describe my experience in this game:
-Turns on game
-Waits 15 minutes for the game to open
-After game opens, it crashes
-Tryes to open game again
-Ubisoft starting animation takes 8 minutes because of the lag
-Enters Main Menu
-Searching for a game
-Finds a game
-2 fps and 1.6 graphics
-Hearing enemies and then seing them
-Game crashes when i start to shoot
(all this and i have i5 2.6ghz, nVidia GTX710 and 8 GB RAM)
10/10 would play again, 10/10 would spend money on it

Best game ever