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potatoes: WTF
Spook Pickle: you know when you hear stories of dudes getting caught with piss bottles because they don't feel like going to the bathroom? well luckily, my mom never found the spit-carpet but it's still something i think about from time to time like, did I spit enough to cause damage to the underlying woodwork after we moved out, you know?
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This child is SEVERELY autistic.
Do not make loud noises near him.
Do not shine bright lights near him.
Do not look him directly in the eye.
Do not touch him or any of his toys.
Doing any of the above may set him off on an autistic rampage that could endanger the lives of many.
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11:19 PM - potatoes: when you have me
11:19 PM - Duke Pickle: baby you are my strip club
11:19 PM - Duke Pickle: i dont even need to throw 1's
11:20 PM - Duke Pickle: well i could throw chicken nuggets at you
10:40 AM - Duke Pickle: it makes the smoke come out of the toilet like i'm bug bombing it
10:41 AM - Duke Pickle: i feel like a witch adding the last ingredient in her ♥♥♥♥-cauldron
8:18 PM - Duke Pickle: it could be a torn off piece of notebook paper
8:18 PM - Duke Pickle: a receipt
8:18 PM - Duke Pickle: tissue, etc
8:18 PM - Duke Pickle: if you see a wadded up paper on my desk
8:18 PM - Duke Pickle: you'll know.
8:18 PM - potatoes: swamp ass paper
5:39 PM - Duke Pickle: ;-;
5:38 PM - ilikepotatoes: he died from shoving too many cucumbers up his ass
5:39 PM - Duke Pickle: died doing what he loved rip
9:27 PM - Duke Pickle: the calm relaxing sounds of the shower while pooping naked feels so good
9:27 PM - Duke Pickle: i feel like those japanese kung-fu monks that meditate underneath the waterfall when i do that
9:29 PM - Duke Pickle: i even close my eyes and wrap a towel around my face so I can be in total darkness
9:29 PM - Duke Pickle: but with the soothing sounds of a shower accompanying me while i ♥♥♥♥
12:00 PM - Duke Pickle: like, they created a spy robot so complex and realistic that I confuse it for a real cat
12:01 PM - Duke Pickle: so whenever i'm fapping with my cat in the room, I dismiss it as "oh, she's just a cat, she doesn't know what i'm doing"
12:01 PM - Duke Pickle: but in reality, there's a room full of government officials just laughing at my wank
12:02 PM - Duke Pickle: and making fun of my tastes
7:40 PM - Duke Pickle: WHATS THE WORD
7:40 PM - Duke Pickle: YAOI
5:42 PM - Duke Pickle: why is that
5:42 PM - ilikepotatoes: ROFL WAT
5:42 PM - Duke Pickle: like whenever i'm on a spree of watching funny videos
5:42 PM - Duke Pickle: i just get a boner
2:14 PM - Duke Pickle: at rest, it looks natural
2:14 PM - Duke Pickle: but when I straighten it out, I surprise myself
one time i taunted at duke pickle...
never again
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l、 ~ヽ
じし_, )ノ boop
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