Happy birthday Kuke :^)))

are you today's date? cause you're a 12/5

Spook Pickle: so when i was a kid, i used to think that the buildup of saliva within my mouth wasn't normal so whenever i'd be playing video games in this corner of my room, i'd periodically spit on the carpet next to my bed

potatoes: WTF

Spook Pickle: you know when you hear stories of dudes getting caught with piss bottles because they don't feel like going to the bathroom? well luckily, my mom never found the spit-carpet but it's still something i think about from time to time like, did I spit enough to cause damage to the underlying woodwork after we moved out, you know?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6l6vI4vtD4&t=28s

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hey caffeeine

AHAHAHAHAHAH

Attention all visitors to this profile:

This child is SEVERELY autistic.

Do not make loud noises near him.

Do not shine bright lights near him.

Do not look him directly in the eye.

Do not touch him or any of his toys.

Doing any of the above may set him off on an autistic rampage that could endanger the lives of many.

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HEY DUKE DID U TELL UR FRAND POTAOTYES WAT I SAID FOR U TO TELL HER ? SHE NEEDS TO BE PUT IN HER PLACE, DONT LETY ME DOWN

fight me

http://i.imgur.com/ov8GcIg.png

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LOOK AT DIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEARING HIS SANTA CAP IN SUBTEMBER TO BUILD UP GOOD BOY POINTS. NICE TRY KUKE BUT SANTA ALRDY HAS U ON DA NAUGHTY LIST FOR LETTING BELLISIMO FIDDLE WITH UR PICKLE.

WOW ITS NOT CHRISTMAS YOU DUMBASS

11:19 PM - potatoes: who needs a strip club
11:19 PM - potatoes: when you have me
11:19 PM - Duke Pickle: baby you are my strip club
11:19 PM - Duke Pickle: i dont even need to throw 1's
11:20 PM - Duke Pickle: well i could throw chicken nuggets at you

(pukes dickle)

LOL

10:40 AM - Duke Pickle: i like to spray air freshener into the toilet while i take a ♥♥♥♥
10:40 AM - Duke Pickle: it makes the smoke come out of the toilet like i'm bug bombing it
10:41 AM - Duke Pickle: i feel like a witch adding the last ingredient in her ♥♥♥♥-cauldron

8:18 PM - Duke Pickle: i always have a piece of paper on my desk specifically for boogers
8:18 PM - Duke Pickle: it could be a torn off piece of notebook paper
8:18 PM - Duke Pickle: a receipt
8:18 PM - Duke Pickle: tissue, etc
8:18 PM - Duke Pickle: if you see a wadded up paper on my desk
8:18 PM - Duke Pickle: you'll know.
8:18 PM - potatoes: swamp ass paper

5:39 PM - Duke Pickle: duke's dead.
5:39 PM - Duke Pickle: ;-;
5:38 PM - ilikepotatoes: he died from shoving too many cucumbers up his ass
5:39 PM - Duke Pickle: died doing what he loved rip

9:27 PM - Duke Pickle: i always turn the shower on and use the bathroom right before I hop into the shower
9:27 PM - Duke Pickle: the calm relaxing sounds of the shower while pooping naked feels so good
9:27 PM - Duke Pickle: i feel like those japanese kung-fu monks that meditate underneath the waterfall when i do that
9:29 PM - Duke Pickle: i even close my eyes and wrap a towel around my face so I can be in total darkness
9:29 PM - Duke Pickle: but with the soothing sounds of a shower accompanying me while i ♥♥♥♥

9:14 PM - Duke Pickle: sometimes I feel blessed for having hairy ass cheeks, since that makes my farts more silent

12:00 PM - Duke Pickle: you know, i've had stupid thoughts where the government is watching my daily life through the eyes of my cat
12:00 PM - Duke Pickle: like, they created a spy robot so complex and realistic that I confuse it for a real cat
12:01 PM - Duke Pickle: so whenever i'm fapping with my cat in the room, I dismiss it as "oh, she's just a cat, she doesn't know what i'm doing"
12:01 PM - Duke Pickle: but in reality, there's a room full of government officials just laughing at my wank
12:02 PM - Duke Pickle: and making fun of my tastes

7:40 PM - Duke Pickle: DON'T TELL ME YOU DIDN'T LOOK UP CUTE UHH
7:40 PM - Duke Pickle: WHATS THE WORD
7:40 PM - Duke Pickle: YAOI

5:42 PM - Duke Pickle: i get boners whenever i laugh really hard
5:42 PM - Duke Pickle: why is that
5:42 PM - ilikepotatoes: ROFL WAT
5:42 PM - Duke Pickle: like whenever i'm on a spree of watching funny videos
5:42 PM - Duke Pickle: i just get a boner

2:14 PM - Duke Pickle: I have 2 to 3 inch long nipple hair. I actually took a ruler and measured em
2:14 PM - Duke Pickle: at rest, it looks natural
2:14 PM - Duke Pickle: but when I straighten it out, I surprise myself

He likes duke 10/10

rest in (͡ ͜ʖ ͡)

one time i taunted at duke pickle...
never again

Notice me senpai!

Notice me senpai!

Notice me senpai!

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Notice me senpai!

:cucumber:

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　じし_, )ノ boop

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9:14 PM - Duke Pickle: sometimes I feel blessed for having hairy ass cheeks, since that makes my farts more silent

Better pucker up that anus if u keep talking like that

CHAINS IS IN A PICKLE!

glad someone finally got it c;

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Lel sorry :D

don't talk to this guy, he's uh..
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