I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin

I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from ♥♥♥♥ I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.

@Qye I can't tell if you're just salty but I'll take that advice.

You mash so much which is why you plateaued at 700k

This one pompous rich ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. He comes to my grandpa's card shop one day, asking to see my grandpa's rarest cards. Flashes his trade binder and all. My grandpa shows him the card, but tells him it isn't for sale. Guy storms out FURIOUS.

Now the real bad part is when I find out later that this guy kidnaps my grandpa and challenges him to a duel for his rare card. Wins and, get this, HE TEARS THE CARD IN HALF. I'm so mad that I challenge him to a duel with my grandpa's deck.

We start dueling and THE GUY WON'T EVEN LISTEN TO REASON. I challenge him on rulings and he just keeps screwing the rules. He's not following the proper rulings for cards and summons a bunch of monsters improperly. It SUCKS. Lucky I got a good topdeck when I was about to lose, that really showed him, you should have heard the way he raged.

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