Твикс
Impressive
 
 
I live in Russia. :lunar2019shockedpig: Timezone: UTC+04. Languages: Russian and English.
Please, read my "Info" and "Items Up For Trade" boxes below, before you do anything with me. My link for trade is here. Thanks you all.
Currently In-Game
PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS
Items Up For Trade
4,479
Items Owned
123,270
Trades Made
8,134
Market Transactions
:impressive: For any trades, please, use my Trade Offer Link , this is the best way to trade with me. I will see your offer earlier than your invite, personal message or comment in my profile. I will not reacting on any trade invites. Reasonable tradebacks are possible, but not guaranteed.

:impressive: It is impossible to describe the conditions for all trades and offers, because I selling and buying a huge variety of items. Therefore, I do not see anything wrong in that you will offer me any trades through trade offers. Do not be afraid to do this, in the worst case I just ignore your offer.

:impressive: I do not have any else trading/gaming/discussion/alt accounts, only this one! Be careful, there is many impersonators of me, thousands of them! Check carefully, who you are dealing with. Check my backpacktf profile, I donated 411$ - this is my real steam profile.
I do not talk about trade in social networks, instant messengers and similar things. To contact me, use only this Steam account. Everything else belongs to scammers. I will never ever ask you to click on the web links!

At this moment in terms of the trade I'm interested in the following:

:impressive: I'm selling 400+ TF2 items, check my backpack.tf listings if you interested! I consider any items, I care only about worth. I'm not do any discounts.
:impressive: WARNING : I will sell only those items from my backpack that are listed for sale on my backpack.tf listings!
:impressive: I'm ready (but I can't promise) to buy any Quick Sells in price range at 1-50 keys. Possible, I can beat any quickbuying bots.
:impressive: If you trying to buy or sell me any items with summary value more than 15 keys, then I need some time to process Background Checks [forums.backpack.tf]. It's need to avoid scammers.

:impressive: So, I will be very happy if you do or check the following things in advance:
- You are not a scammer
- Make sure that your backpack is not private.
- Check the accessibility of the history of your items on backpack.tf.
- Send me trade offer.
- You will give me some time to process it. Usually, I need a time from 3 to 30 minutes for accept your offer. And up to 12 hours maximum, if I doing a rest.
Info box:
:impressive: My Discord - Impressive#9344

:impressive: I'm not accept any random friend invites.

:impressive: If you want to trade with me, you only need to use trade offers . Do not use "Trade invites". I'm simple man, when I see: a good offer - accepting it; not a good offer - ignoring.

:impressive: Please be so kind, save our time. On messages like "hello", "how are you?", "Are you there?" - I DO NOT RESPOND! To attract my attention when addressing me, state clearly and directly say what you need. Immediately write the name of the items, your price, the essence of the trade/question. The items should be visible in your inventory. If there is no items about you talking - no conversation.

:impressive: My PC is online 24/7, but that does not mean that I'm always behind it. I spend my time on real life. There are "trade offers" and "bp classifieds" for trading.

:impressive: I "play" in TF2 only on the russian trade servers. Please, do not invite me in any games to play with you.

What exactly I do not do:
:impressive: I do not advise on prices and trades. I do not "learn to trade", etc.
:impressive: I do not help scammers and do not trade with them!
:impressive: I do not trade for real money, and do not trading on steam community market.
:impressive: I do not buy ANY of your TF2 items. Maybe, I will buy only quicksells (discounted) items, for my pure keys / metal. If you want to sell me something - send a trade offer and I'll consider it.
:impressive: I'm not responsible for the reputation of people in my friend list!
:impressive: I do not give anything for free. Never ask for free items!
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Твикс 15 May @ 11:43pm 
Please, do not send me empty trades. My script automatically accepts these. So, I may not notice them.
Твикс 7 May @ 4:06pm 
Попу мыть, попу мыть
Нужно каждый день,
Попу мыть, попу мыть,
Даже если лень!
Чистая она теперь,
Но полотенца нет нигде!
Быстро ею трусим,
Трусим, трусим, трусим,
Быстро ею трусим –
Высохнет и так!
Твикс 20 Feb @ 12:30pm 
Андрей пришёл домой очень несчастным и подавленным. Всё, что он хотел, это просто поесть в абсолютной тишине наедине с собой.
— Что стряслось? — прервал раздумья сына отец.
— Мы живём как бомжары! — ответил нервно сын, - У всех одногруппников есть по машине, крутому телефону и толпе шлюx! А у нас нету них.. совершенно!
Над домом нависла тишина. Через несколько минут отец прервал её:
— Послушай, — обратился он к сыну, протянув ему кружку.
— Что это?
— Да послушай говорю.
Твикс 20 Feb @ 12:29pm 
Сын прислонил ухо к кружке и услышал шипение.
— Ну и что? — спросил сын.
— Шипит?
— Шипит.
— Это сода и лимонная кислота! — весело сказал отец.
— И что?
Немного помолчав, отец сказал:
— Неважно, сколько у тебя денег, сын. Зачем тебе они, если у тебя в кружке целый океан...
После этих слов Андрей повесился.
Твикс 13 Feb @ 2:19am 
Thanks for this information :steamthumbsup:
Perhaps in this case I should close my comments.
Joshuaarmy16 11 Feb @ 7:12pm 
Someone is impersonating you, for anyone commenting on this account be aware he will ask you to go to a site don't do it. Only respond to the man who owns this profile only.