⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡠⣴⣶⣶⣶⣦⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⣴⣿⣿⣫⣭⣭⣭⣭⣥⢹⣟⣛⣛⣛⣃⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⣠⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢯⡓⢻⠿⠿⠷⡜⣯⠭⢽⠿⠯⠽⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⣼⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣥⣝⠂⠐⠈⢸⠿⢆⠱⠯⠄⠈⠸⣛⡒⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣭⡭⢟⣲⣶⡿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠋⠄⠄⣴⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⢶⡀
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣛⠿⢿⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠄⢰⠇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⣧
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡹⣭⣛⠳⠶⠬⠭⢭⣝⣛⣛⣛⣫⣭⡥⠄⠸⡄⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⢇⡟
⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣭⣛⣛⡛⠳⠶⠶⠶⣶⣶⣶⠶⠄⠄⠄⠙⠮⣽⣛⣫⡵⠊⠁
⣍⡲⠮⣍⣙⣛⣛⡻⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠖⠂⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸⠄⠄⠄⠄
⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣬⣭⣭⣭⣝⣭⣭⣭⣴⣷⣦⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⠤⠿⠦⠤⠄⠄

wtf is this ♥♥♥♥...

I was onwy nine yeaws owd. I woved Shwek so much, I had aww the mewchandise and movies. I'd pway to Shwek evewy night befowe I go to bed, thanking fow the wife I've been given. "Shwek is wove", I wouwd say, "Shwek is wife". My dad heaws me and cawws me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I knew he was just jeawous fow my devotion of Shwek. I cawwed him a ♥♥♥♥. He swaps me and sends me to go to sweep. I'm cwying now and my face huwts. I way in bed and it's weawwy cowd. A wawmth is moving towawds me. I feew something touch me. It's Shwek. I'm so happy. He whispews in my eaw, "This is my swamp". He gwabs me with his powewfuw ogwe hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spwead my ass-cheeks fow Shwek. Shwek is wove. Shwek is wife.

hahaha

There you are, a Hive worm God, just chillin and being evil and ♥♥♥♥, when BANG! your worm God friend's head ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ explodes like confetti. You turn to see a Guardian with a Ballyhoo. Your other worm God friend screams several racial slurs at the guardian, before it's head too explodes like Zavala's ass after eating Taco Bell. Several other worm gods attempt to shut down this legendary guardian, all instantly dying due to the Cannons immense power.

In the chaos of it all, you try and run, only to have massive chunks of your body blown off from the Cannon. You mutter, weakly "who are you?" to it in the light bearers tongue, already accepting your painful fate.

"My name, is SavathUwUn's Mommy Milkers, and I have become legend"

The last thing you hear before all goes dark, is the click of a hammer, the the beginning of yet another shot of that terrible Cannon.

LMFAO