Dr. Simon Glass
Simon   Christmas Island
 
 
sleep with the toaster before taking a bath with it, lose your v card at least
Currently In-Game
Blade & Sorcery
Read me
All views posted on my profile or stated within games are my own and do not represent my employer's views.
No toxic or spammy comments.

Hi, I'm Glass.
I work on a lot of cool stuff.
Degree in cybersecurity and currently possess 24 different certifications ranging from game development to networking. Certified Penetration Tester certification from RedTeam
I do what interests me, not what interests others. If you don't like what I do, don't stalk my profile.

Signing my profile down in my comments section is encouraged!

NOTICE
Some children who think they're funny try and impersonate me to scam others, I do not:
- Accept random friend requests
- Take trade offers without context
- Gift you games, especially in the form of external links
- Send a trade first unless arranged beforehand

Scammers beware

If you believe you are talking to a scammer, block and report them as such. Steam does not ban off of a singular report, but if multiple people do the same they will investigate the account before taking appropriate action. Every report counts, even if they're not banned off just your report!

Steam support does not use discord to talk with you, use the official help system you idiot. That's a scammer on an alt.

While it's bad taste to use gambling sites, the official ones are legitimate, not the ones you're being approached with in chat and were made last Tuesday.
Items Up For Trade
1,129
Items Owned
282
Trades Made
266
Market Transactions
Only fair trades accepted.

I run all MVM tours so I should restock weekly.
Review Showcase
3.7 Hours played
i feel like ive been put on a watchlist just for owning this game
Recent Activity
5.7 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
11.5 hrs on record
last played on 10 Jun
640 hrs on record
last played on 10 Jun
Rat 11 Feb @ 6:03am 
smart dude
TUMMYLOVER08 29 Jan @ 10:37am 
Dr. Simon Glass, I do not want to see you review another game aGAIN, if I see you review another game after this it is OVER lil buddy. Good luck to you and your future endeavors because I am taking AWAY your doctor's license.
MrMemesYT 25 Oct, 2023 @ 1:11pm 
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That Guy 7 Jun, 2023 @ 5:11pm 
+rep hella based and argues with facts, not emotions or opinions. :FrogChamp:
ma chérie 7 Jun, 2023 @ 10:33am 
I don't know what happened last night...but +rep!
Dr. Simon Glass 1 Jun, 2023 @ 1:58am 
i agree