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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:39am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 5:09am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 6:06am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:08am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:06am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:30pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:32am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 10:05am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 11:19am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 10:39pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 12:25am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:28am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 1:13pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:09am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:13am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:19am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:33am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 5:01am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 7:18am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:01am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 1:47pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 5:08pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:05am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:07am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:07am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:07am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:12am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 5:18am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 5:33am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:01am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:09am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:09am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:39am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 6:44am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:22am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:21am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:10am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 5:07am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:39am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:15am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 5:27am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:57am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:35am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:05pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 4:04pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:24am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 7:26am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:20pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:38am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:16am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 11:22am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 7:27am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 8:33am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 1:51pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 1:47pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 11:25am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 6:58am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 4:58pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 1:51pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:42am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 12:03pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 12:03pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 6:41am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:30am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 7:17am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:57am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 5:19am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:37am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:02am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 5:18am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 2:07pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:05am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 10:29am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 9:55am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:06pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:02am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 3:24am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:49am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:20am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 1:57pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:46am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:19am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:27am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 7:27am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 5:15pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 10:58am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 10:22am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 11:56am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 12:36pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 8:08am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 8:08am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 8:12am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:35am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 11:54am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 10:58am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:30am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 9:32am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 9:32am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 10:28am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 10:30am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:19am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 6:57am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 8:29am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 10:39am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:44am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 1:17pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:56pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 9:37am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:42pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:04am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:30pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:59am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:23am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:02am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 1:13pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 8:59am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 10:29am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 10:30am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 11:12am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 11:40am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 11:59am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 12:46pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 4:04pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:18am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:41am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 10:49am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 1:55pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 10:58am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 6:59am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:02pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 9:32am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 10:28am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 10:30am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 10:39am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 7:24am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 9:48am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:34pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:03am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 1:18pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 12:51pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 7:31am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:14am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 5:01am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 1:50pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 5:38pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 11:55am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 6:59am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 5:09am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:01pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:41am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 1:58pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:41am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 6:30am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:20am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 8:20am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:35am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 9:32am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 9:35am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 10:12am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 10:22am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 11:59am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 9:57am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 10:11am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 10:45am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 10:55am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:08am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:31am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:36am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:37am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:38am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:37am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:41am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:49am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:56am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:07am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:20am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:30am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 1:17pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 9:38am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:00am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:29am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 9:35am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 10:27am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 10:28am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 9:47am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 7:25am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 7:25am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 7:25am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:31am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:38am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:38am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:21pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 9:40am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 11:50am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 6:50am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 7:03am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 9:41am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 10:45am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:23am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:58am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 10:05am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 11:20am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:21pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 2:00pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 6:57am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:27am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 8:18am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 8:29am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 9:35am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 10:34am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 1:05pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:28pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:21am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 10:05am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:19pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:36am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 7:25am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 6:53am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:30am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 1:17pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 9:47am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 10:27am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 10:37am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 7:25am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 7:25am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 7:25am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 9:57am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:38am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:59am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:26pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:29pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:38am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:58am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 8:34am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 1:55am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:36pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 6:41am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 7:23am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 9:38am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 10:44am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:36am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:39pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:40pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 10:34am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 7:25am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 9:57am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 10:45am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:35am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:39am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:59am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:26pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:29pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:42pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:42pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:53pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:37am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:53pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:46am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:39am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:28pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:40pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:40pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:56pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 2:17pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 2:57pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 2:12pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 2:16pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:25pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:26pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:53pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 8:01am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 10:05am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:39am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 8:32am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 7:25am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 9:48am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:59am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:29pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:52pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 6:52am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:28pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:27pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 12:25am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 7:39am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 10:45am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:26pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 9:57am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 9:57am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 9:57am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 10:45am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:59am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 12:02pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:28pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:28pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:42pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:52pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:53pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:53pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:05pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:26pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:26pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:27pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:29pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:40pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:40pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:40pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 2:59pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:00pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:08pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:26pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:33pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:36pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:39am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 12:02pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:27pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:37pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:53pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 2:03pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:17pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:30pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 12:13pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 9:28am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 12:04pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:44pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:00pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:41pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 3:06pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:39pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:51pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 11:37am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 12:46pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 7:07am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:40pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:42pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:27pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:27pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:30pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:32pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:40pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:40pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:00pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:08pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:24pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:34pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:37pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 3:29pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 7:18am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 11:20am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:05am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 9:40am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 7:25am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:32am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 12:01pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:42pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:58pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:17pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 12:49pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 9:23am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 6:59am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:30pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:29pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:57pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 9:11am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:42pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 6:57am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 6:57am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 9:37am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 7:23am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 9:57am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:59am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:42pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:42pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:25pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:37pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 5:55am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 7:26am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:40pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:35pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:03pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:22pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:34pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 5:08pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 6:52am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:05am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 12:33pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 4:07pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 2:31pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 12:18pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:29pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:44pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:42pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:53pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:54pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:07pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:25pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:30pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:35pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:39pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 4:03pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 4:07pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 4:09pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:04am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 3:51pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:57pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:00pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:15pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:30pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:39pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:39pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 3:43pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 4:12pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 4:09pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:28am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 12:10pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 7:23am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 10:09am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 12:02pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:42pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:00pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:37pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 7:15am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 7:28am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:40pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 11:01am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 7:25am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:40pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 7:25am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:30pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:11am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:25am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:09am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:39am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 5:06am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:04am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:05am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 9:29am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 7:23am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 9:48am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:59am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:42pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:57pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:28pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 12:49pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 9:11am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 9:31am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:52pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 11:08am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:14pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:17pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:35pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 3:06pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 3:43pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 3:29pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 7:08am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:31pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:38pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 9:55am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 11:57am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 12:03pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 7:23am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:27am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:42pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:56pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:28pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:36pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 7:07am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 9:46am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:58pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 12:35pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:37pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 3:29pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 3:29pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 7:08am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 11:20am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 9:16am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked