I have decided to take this job offer up and stay at the popular family diner establishment Frederick B. Fazbearington the III's Family Diner for one singular night shift. Seeing as how it is permanently closed due to troubles involving the inner mechanisms of the animatronics' springlocks thus causing the infamous tragic incident known as The Bite of 83' causing fatal damage to the frontal lobe. However due to my suspicions I will lock up both doors and keep the cameras on to deal with possible ill-intented hooligans breaking into the establishment and possibly killing me. I shall wait here until my night shift is over... Oh gracious! The power is being consumed up rapidly and is about to go out! However I surely know that no ill-intented hooligans or others will try and attack me at this time of the night as I have heard no banging, I am sure I'll be safe! It appears the power is out, I shall wait until a repairman fixes it or when the nightshift is over. Oh goodness gracious!!! Is that Frederick B. Fazbearington the III? This must be a malfunction and it'll surely shut off eventually, right? Oh good heavens he is lunging at me and tearing my skin off! This is a terribly unfortunate situation we have here! Oh gods! Heavens! Gracious!