I don't know how it happened. You know, I was just-- doing my lurks. I wanted to find a human so I could prove they were real. And, I mean, I thought-- you know, humans might be a little twisted like me, you know? And would want to get under a rock so they could... wait. Just regular, eerie... waiting. And so I'd pick up a rock and look under it-- no human. And I'd pick up another rock, look under it-- no human. And I just kept doing that. Day after day. Month after month. And I'd start leaking this salty syrup stuff, which I never leaked before. And I've leaked a lot of stuff. So I tried to lick it up, of course, and-- it just kept coming and it was so salty but I kept licking, so I was lurking, lifting, licking, lurking, lifting, licking and I didn't realize it, but I was exercising. By the time I tried to stop, you know-- it was too late. I transformed. You know, I used to be desirable. Now I can lurk a mile in six minutes. I've never been more confident. I've never felt so good. Be strong, Bobo, be strong. Emotionally, I mean. Physically, I am yacked.