Advice! 😅Might as well push her muffin top back lights out curtains closed tv turned off thier dondoda. Finneto donndodaa limp the tuna game over cut the cord like a crispy Fish fillet no bun no cheese no sauce

Hey this is Phil from the Small Wenier Club, sorry to get back to you so late, I just finished reviewing your application and information you sent in. But I am sorry to say that I don't think I can allow you to join our group. From what I'm looking at, your weiner is massive. I mean the sheer girth and juciness alone is ridiculous. It looks as if somebody glued a forearm to the bottom of your torso. You could probably stand on it like a tripod, and thats not even mentioning how fat your nuts are. But it does appear that you are going to have to take that ginormous schmeat somewhere else. But thank you for trying, and best of luck to you.

one hell of a bombshell this comment section

Oh, well hello there, mademoiselle. Gamer here; I couldn't help but notice your avatar and charmingly angelic laughter.

*removes top hat and kisses hand*
(your hand, not mine. I did not just kiss my own hand, I kissed yours. Also, just in case you are also wearing a top hat, I just want to clarify that it was my own I was removing, not yours)

woman moment

Be very careful when you go out on the street. Yesterday at around 830pm a bastard who was wearing a black sweatshirt pulled out a pair of scissors at me. Luckly I had enough agility and I pulled out a rock because if I were have pulled out paper he would have won.