Advice! 😅Might as well push her muffin top back lights out curtains closed tv turned off thier dondoda. Finneto donndodaa limp the tuna game over cut the cord like a crispy Fish fillet no bun no cheese no sauce

Hey this is Phil from the Small Wenier Club, sorry to get back to you so late, I just finished reviewing your application and information you sent in. But I am sorry to say that I don't think I can allow you to join our group. From what I'm looking at, your weiner is massive. I mean the sheer girth and juciness alone is ridiculous. It looks as if somebody glued a forearm to the bottom of your torso. You could probably stand on it like a tripod, and thats not even mentioning how fat your nuts are. But it does appear that you are going to have to take that ginormous schmeat somewhere else. But thank you for trying, and best of luck to you.

one hell of a bombshell this comment section

Oh, well hello there, mademoiselle. Gamer here; I couldn't help but notice your avatar and charmingly angelic laughter.

*removes top hat and kisses hand*
(your hand, not mine. I did not just kiss my own hand, I kissed yours. Also, just in case you are also wearing a top hat, I just want to clarify that it was my own I was removing, not yours)

woman moment

Be very careful when you go out on the street. Yesterday at around 830pm a bastard who was wearing a black sweatshirt pulled out a pair of scissors at me. Luckly I had enough agility and I pulled out a rock because if I were have pulled out paper he would have won.

I have never kissed a girl. Hell, I've never even talked to a girl face to face. I know this is a long shot, but do you think that maybe we can meet up? The only person who has ever touched me sexually is my dad and grandpa in the 4th grade. They finger banged me in the family bathroom... ♥♥♥♥ wasn't even cash. Do you think maybe, just maybe, you can give me a double Triple Balty Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeez, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim? It would mean the world to me...

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hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur pretty cute!! ❤ ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a iron sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy communication. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.me I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? just pick up that phone and CALL. :3

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Don't be mean you rat

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