Recent reviews by Strike My Dip

horrible game. still gonna play it.

update : the game is still bad, but i will still continue to play it.

bad game

This game is an absolute masterpiece. Each course is intricately designed so that you don't even know what happens next. Although you do need to have a higher IQ to understand the twist and turns of this game (in fact, most courses go over people's' heads), it is very simple to pick up. I find the Pirate Cove course as one of my most favorite courses, it's a beautiful course, more than President Trump's Mar-a-Lago, it's as if a god built this course, and gifted to us ♥♥♥♥ sapiens. And then we have Candyland, the sweetest course of them all, it may seem like you can get diabetes from just breathing in it's, I can tell you with confidence that you are completely safe. Then we have forest, where it seems to magically transport you to the Sierra Nevada of California. Right when you spawn in, you smell the fresh pines, the clean soil, the untouched nature of Mankind (well, with the exception of the course, of course). Next on the list, we have the spooky map of Haunted, where honestly, I felt like I was on a ride in Disneyland! It’s that great! Oasis, oh the sand dunes of Egypt! It’s hot, but not hot enough stop yourself from golfing! Twilight, not the vampire movie, but the course. It’s dark, it’s nice. And last, but certainly not least, Ancient. Me personally, I feel like I’m Indiana Jones when I’m playing on it. You, and up to eleven other friends can enjoy these courses.
My good friend Charlie gifted me this marvelous work of art, and for that I am forever grateful. He’s a great guy, but an even better boyfriend. Now, onto the final review of the game. It’s beautiful, there’s nothing else to say. Once you’re done finding out all the secrets of the game, you can spend hours on end playing this game. I’d recommend to any man, woman, or child. I love to golf with my friends, but I hope you can enjoy to Golf With Your Friends Too!

Grand Theft Auto V, the game is four years old, and it's still kicking ass. Although we never saw a story mode DLC, and we might never, the story mode was still fantastic. It's set in the sun-soaked city of Los Santos, a place where everyone is grinding for money. You meet three characters. There's Franklin, just a hustler trying to get out of his situation and make some paper. Michael, a retired bank robber, who went into the Witness Protection Program, but after a series of unfortunate events, has to put retirement on hold. Trevor, a former associate of Michael, and now a psychotic drug dealer. We follow them up to the point where they all meet. And then, it's just chaos from there.

Now, Online is a bit different, I played it at the launch of it on the 360. You create a character, Lamar Davis greets you, introduces you to the City of Saints, and lets you go. Your character is much like Franklin, just somebody tyring to get rich. There's heists you can do, you'll need a crew for that, and there's the GTA freeroam we all love.

This game is wonderful, we can see why Rockstar put like six years into it. I've been playing the story mode, doing the strangers and freaks, collecting scraps and spaceship parts, and I'm happy to say, I love it.