Recent reviews by Doctor Calamity

Pure unadulterated joy. It taps into a primal Cro-Magnon happiness button and just pushes it repeatedly. I love it.

It's a good game.
Have you ever wanted to turn a man into sand and eat that sand? You can!
Ever wanted to bring down spectral cannon shells? We got them!
Space Necromancy? Got it. Balls of tentacles? Got 'em. Summoning rock monsters? Yup. Flip through the air, shoot someone with a gun that fires sawblades then kill someone with a katana covered in fire? You can do that!
And you don't need to pay to win.

I laughed, I cried, I became a potato, and I lost 10 pounds!
10/10, would spud again