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I actually really enjoyed this game. It's a great spinoff of xcom that adds in funny characters with a decent story.

Its a tactical swat game set in the xcom universe and that combination is something i really loved.

However, every company has decided that they should create their own gamefront/launcher now and 2k is no exception. The catch with theirs is it literally makes their games unplayable. The game now crashes on launch, and that is unfortunately not a rare experience that only I encountered.

I love the concept of this game, and it could bevery fun eventually, but it should still be in early access.

I've restarted so many times and haven't been able to get past the second day without encountering a game breaking bug.

It's so frustrating because I do really want a relaxing rougelite game that isn't based on twitch combat, and this game could be that, and it has an interesting art style and setting, but it's just not playble as is.

As cool as it is, and as much as I've enjoyed it, I can't recommend it to anyone with as buggy as it is in it's current state.

There is certainly fun to be had in this game, but fighting with the controls is to aggravating to play more than 30 minutes.

The game is made with the only purpose to blow stuff up which is fun, but does hold it's own as a free roam game. The story is just awful one liners and other bad attempts at humor, the driving is unsuable.

Cars blow up after one to three hits, so you won't be able to drive for long. Not that's you would want to because cars are the worst part of this game. They're acceleration is not uniform, and the steering is atrocious the cars are way to floaty. The controls to driving are annoying: space is not brake, it is jump out of your car and parachute away, and if your car gets any amount of air while the player charter is not in it will automatically explode upon impact.

There are rebindable keys, and even though on foot and car are in separate menus, changing the parachute key in one will change it in all. The menus also don't always work, so trying to change the keys can be ass annoying as having to use them.

The game has no challenge, driving, crashing your wingsuit, and accidentally blowing yourself up are the only things that will ever kill you, and even then have plenty of health so you can survive a few self made explosions.

It's a sakura game so I expected a mediocre plot as an excuse to get to boobs, but this game so was lazy it pissed me off.

The characters are awful, "Oh you're cheating on me? But I love you so much I'll do anything to stay with you, even getting forced into a poly relationship I don't want to be a part of. And then her father is okay with this. I have a hard enough time believing a stereotypical conservative Japanese dude is gonna be fine with polyamory, but when it starts with a dude cheating on his daughter, wtf?

This woman is also the person keeping the mc in check, making sure he acts appropriately and doesn't get in trouble. But when she wants to go on a date with him, her character just forgets all social norms and hooks herself up to a hidden vibrator in the middle of a bar as a first date.

And they also get hunted down and their home is known and attacked. so where do they go to hideout afterword? their home.


But I expected a stupid plot, what really matters is the visuals. And they were so lacking. they never showed the attacking monsters, they literally called in indescribable and didn't show it because they were too lazy to think up a creature and draw it. And how, when you have a story revolving around fighting magical squids, do you only have one tentacle scene and the subject of it is a sex toy?

They were also a ton of typos and wrong words.

Personally I prefer the setting of the original game, but this game is an improvement over Highschool Romance. It's still very short and not worth getting off sale.

The artstyle is still amazingly cute, and the story is fairly decent. There is really only one love interest in the game, but with all the time focused on her, she actually is decently characterized and a romance that feels nice.

Everything else is average, not outstanding positively or negativity, which is a pretty big achievement for the genre of gender bender vn's.

And endless monotonous grind for achievements only because there is reward in game.

It's an alright game, but lacking as a management one, which I expected of it.

The story is pretty interesting, although as a prelude, the ending is kinda unfulfilling as expected.

I want everyone to play this game because I love the style, both the drawing style of the artist, and the punk vibe to it.

A decent romance (AKA mediocre but rewards you with tits) with really a really cute art style I fell in love with.

A+ trap art

Could be a bit longer especially for the price.

It's probably worth it if you get it in a bundle, It has cards, decent art work, easy 100% achievements (Literally just start the game), decent music and a decent concept, but it unfortunately kinda disappointing.

The game is filled with lewdness, and it's really out of place and cringe worthy. There's like 20 pages of kissing sounds. It's more like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ preteen fanfic than a romance vn, and the end relationships are not deserved at all, and feel really ♥♥♥♥♥♥.