I was at a 7-11 once upon a time and The Bloodhound Gang pulled up next to us. We just left their concert. Long story short we drank straight out the bottle with them and the next thing you know Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Mike Echo. We didn't have water. We just let that Mother burn. Gilligan was out of control that night. We had to sing him to sleep like this Untiss...Untiiss...Untiss. We headed back to my place and played Burnout revenge the rest of the night. Doesn't have nothing to do with nothing except mostly true story only the Gilligan characters name was changed to protect the identity of the living and I didn't mention the deceased. Happy gaming.

big chingus

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Man i remember when i used to be like you: sad, pathetic, and lonely. you seriously need to stop playing games and start doing life. i go to parties every night, and everytime i go to a party i always leave with a different girl, i can get all the ladies while YOU are just sitting your lonely A$$ over there, as matter of fact i'm literally having to wear diapers right now just to prevent myself from completely $hitting all over you.... oh? what's that? My Deepest apologies, But the nerve receptors in the auditory center of my brain couldn't comprehend what you were trying to communicate to me due to the fact that I have the Apple® Airpods™ from 2016 blocking any flow of sound waves from outside my ear from getting in. stop focusing on little games, its sad.

Wow. Of all things to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ comment on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ page and you're telling me you have the audacity to say thaytI, Beamer of all, would even consider drinking a lowlife peasant drink like Redbull?

I only drink Gamer girl bath water to feed my beam.

I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he tripled a dude 300m away, if you think you're good at any game then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good