Recent reviews by nUwUb

Upon launching, my GPU whispered, “Please, have mercy,” while my CPU called in sick. The shader compilation process took so long that I finished an entire trilogy of fantasy novels, learned a new language, and became emotionally attached to my chair.

a short quirky little dungeon crawler, this is the Dark Souls of hexapod invertebrates insecta.

they had the audacity to give the final boss striped programmer socks.

Press Q to quack.

This is for the steam nominations badge.

rock no thank you

This game sucks

Dude, why is it that when I flash somebody, it's like I just slapped them in the face with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ napkin from a little kid's birthday party. But when I get ♥♥♥♥♥♥' flashed, it's like some big brollic black dude named ♥♥♥♥♥♥' REQUIS pulls a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bedsheet up and around my head and just proceeds to SKULL ♥♥♥♥ ME?

I don't think these Ronin's ready for what I'm 'bout to say
They don't know that I'm the leader of the Legion Gang
You've never RrrRrrRRRrr fought a titan like me
Scorches can't take the heat when I power shot (tap tap)
I'm watching Gundam on my second screen while I gun them down, here comes a Mode Switch.
"What's the point of playing in a way that makes the game slow
Isn't pilot-versus-pilot better for the game flow?"
And that's true, but what you don't know
I've got 140 bullets and they each move faster
Than a G-boost blast, like a moonboots TAS
Ain't no need for speed when the matches end fast Just kill!
I dont feel like writing any more for this, so I'm done.

There is so much wrong with how the game functions at a fundamental level, I will be down patching my game permanently until they fix it.

Elden Ring players when the content is even slightly difficult.
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