Captain Qwarkmire
also known as DirtyK   Iowa, United States
 
 
Good morning, Krusty Krew. As part of our initiative to improve morale, we will now play a breakcore playlist at max volume throughout the restaurant.


My YouTube I occasionally use for editing shenanigans.
SoundCloud where I post musical experiments. [soundcloud.com]
My trade offer link if you need it.


Don't be afraid to say hello.
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I see the president has equipped his daughter with ballistics, too.
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Hey dude, wanna play some Magic: The Gathering? Or Yugioh? Or Pokemon? Or the Final Fantasy TCG? Or-
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349 Hours played
This game is great if you have a potato computer or if you genuinely enjoy Half-Life and always wanted to share the experience with another particular individual or two.

Also, ignore the fact that Half-Life 1 has Deathmatch. Pretend like the Half-Life series never had multiplayer.

Also, they spelled Seven wrong.

That was a joke.
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Captain Qwarkmire 10 Jan @ 7:41pm 
it not too crazy i swear!
Goremedius 2 Jan @ 6:46pm 
you have to fix your background it too crazy for the steam censor
Captain Qwarkmire 23 Jul, 2023 @ 7:30pm 
I know
Goremedius 23 Jul, 2023 @ 3:06pm 
I love you :riddle:
parker 14 Mar, 2023 @ 6:04pm 
+rep the most epic gamer ... nice and big toes as well (bonus)
Bedir 7 Sep, 2022 @ 5:15pm 
+rep :sentry: