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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:21am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:26am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:27am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:33am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:03am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:06am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:13am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:18am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:19am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:11am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:11am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:11am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:54pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:05am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:21am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:21am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:21am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:03am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:03am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:45am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:03am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:07am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:19am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:13am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:19am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:27am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:27am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:26am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:27am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:27am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:26am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:28am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:54pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:03am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:18am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:19am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:54pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:54pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 8:45pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:54pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:54pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:54pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:11am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:26am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:27am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:21am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:54pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:21am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 8:45pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:39pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:54pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:45am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:45am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:26am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:54pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:54pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:26am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:54pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:35am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:11am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:11am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:11am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:11am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:11am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 8:46pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 8:46pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 8:46pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 8:46pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 8:46pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:26am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:54pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:54pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:54pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:45am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:26am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:26am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:27am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:54pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:11am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:54pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:54pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:54pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 2:34pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:55pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:55pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:45am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:45am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:45am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:45am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:44am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:08am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:17am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:19am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:55pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:55pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:55pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:26am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:19am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:45am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:18am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:45am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:45am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:55pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:55pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:55pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:55pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:55pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:11am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:11am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:51pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:51pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:51pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:47am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:16am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:55pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:26am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:17am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 8:55pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:26am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:44am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:17am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:19am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:23am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:51pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:51pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:55pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:55pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:55pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:55pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:55pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:55pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:55pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 8:55pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 8:55pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:55pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:45am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:05am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:26am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:44am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:22am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 8:56pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:55pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:55pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:55pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:55pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:04am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:18am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:01am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:54pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:54pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:54pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:54pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:54pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:54pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:55pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:55pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 2:34pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:55pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:55pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:55pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:55pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:26am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
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Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
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Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
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They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
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It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
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Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
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Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
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Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
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And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
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Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
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False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
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Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
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Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
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But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
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What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
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Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
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Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
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Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
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Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
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Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
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By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:32am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:45am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:32am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
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And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
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Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:55pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
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Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
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Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:32am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
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Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
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Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
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I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:55pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:55pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:55pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
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No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:55pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
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Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
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Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
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And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:55pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 8:57pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:55pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:51pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:55pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
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Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
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My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 8:57pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
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Born for this job

Have 100 You.
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Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 8:57pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 8:57pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
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Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
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Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
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Army of me

Have 400 You.
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Know thyself

Have 450 You.
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Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
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Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
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Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
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Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 8:57pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
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Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 8:57pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 8:57pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
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And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
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Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
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Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
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Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
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Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
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The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
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You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 2:34pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 2:34pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 2:34pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
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I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
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Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 2:34pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 2:34pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 2:34pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 2:34pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 2:34pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 2:34pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 2:34pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.
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Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:55pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 8:57pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 2:34pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 2:34pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 2:34pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 2:34pm