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Recent reviews by DialTheDude

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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
203.8 hrs on record (176.8 hrs at review time)
Warlock inviting Carman over to play this.
Posted 22 November, 2023.
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22.1 hrs on record
Stoat is GOAT
Posted 26 November, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
10.0 hrs on record
Is it possible to dislike a game after really enjoying 9/10ths of it and the puzzle construction of the time loop before hitting the ending where the whole thing falls apart? Well, yeah, demonstrably so. The unfortunate reality with endings that swerve out of nowhere like this, and stumbles with it like a Spirograph plot, is that the more you roll them around in your head, the worse they get and leave you with a bad taste in your mouth.

The thing is, I can't think of a single reason why that had to be the big twist of the story (you'll know it when you see it) other than being for the sake of shock factor. By that, I mean I can think of several, and none of them are good.
Posted 4 September, 2021.
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33.3 hrs on record (14.6 hrs at review time)
Oblivion stared at me and I stared back, with my marshmallow on the end of a stick.
Posted 25 November, 2020.
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4 people found this review helpful
13 people found this review funny
3.1 hrs on record
I HEAR YOU WITH MY BLOOD
Posted 25 December, 2018.
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12.1 hrs on record (4.3 hrs at review time)
Fills the yearly quota of Millennial Crime Simulators.

Oh, and also the best-written game of 2017.
Posted 23 November, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
12.3 hrs on record (10.1 hrs at review time)
"Not what I was after, but it'll do!"
Posted 25 May, 2017. Last edited 25 May, 2017.
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1 person found this review funny
19.3 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
I played Playdead's Inside inside. You can play until you're dead, or you can finish it and then go outside.
Posted 8 July, 2016.
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76 people found this review helpful
316 people found this review funny
28.2 hrs on record (20.0 hrs at review time)
I called a coin toss by a plague doctor and won.

Then I was treated to the end credits.

This happened within 10 minutes. Best 10-minute, $40 game I ever played.

EDIT:
Someone informed me that there was a weird glitch where you can lose the coin flip and the characters begin to die. Might check it out later.
Posted 29 June, 2016. Last edited 29 June, 2016.
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4 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
92.4 hrs on record (21.7 hrs at review time)
Satan would hate this game.
Posted 24 May, 2016.
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