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Should not be listed as a souls game.

Game is fine. The same complaints people have about Lords of the Fallen you could have about any Dark Souls game, including performance issues on DS1 on launch, mob placements, difficulty, and multiplayer. Movement feels good, rolls are a bit far but so is the lunge with attacks. This has out-done some of the FROM SOFTWARE series in multiple ways other than deep lore and more variety of unique enemy types.
Best Souls or Souls-like games are Bloodborne > Sekiro > Demon's Souls > LOTF > Dark Souls > Dark Souls 2 > Elden Ring > Dark Souls 3.
In my opinion, this game has been judged too harshly, but don't take it from me. Look at some of the profiles of the negative reviewers. They get mad easily and play easy games.

Horrible company, worst GTA in the series, and the stupid game made me update through a rockstar launcher for 2 hours so my refund wouldn't work. I tried to like this game as I'm a big fan of San Andreas, and had a lot of fun of GTA 4.

Crashes every couple hours. Progress is painfully slow. half of the mission types are dreadful to complete with little to no reward. These developers really know how to take the fun out of a game, and in its place put a full time job for those who don't have one.
Prepare to spend hundreds of hours to get a few dry upgrades. Well executed on first impressions but it quickly grows tiring when you learn the only people mindlessly playing this are slow thinking children and man babies.
At level 25, you'd assume you'll be a beast in the mines, but you're still capped with crappy magazine stock, painful mobility even on scout. The same 4 types of enemies in every area.
Later on you get guns that are more powerful, but nothing that feels like you've actually grown your character in your hundreds of hours bashing ores and wiring refineries.

This game will always be early access, and if it releases it will still be an unfinished game. The hype of future content kept me playing as long as I did.

fml

Remember the pile of money the joker burnt up?
Let's say you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up, addicted to cartoons or some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ japanese thing or whatever, you have some crazy addiction. You got a bad idiet, you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥, your parents smoke weed so you have to listen to that hippy bubbler every night. You got some back breaking job at lowes. You have a tashma hall palace of time, Like in Die hard 3 when they steal the gold from the gold reserves, that's how much time you have right now. I don't care if you're a level 0 slime ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, like you're in hell. You have this resource, that sick ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cigarette boat with a lamborgini engine with hot ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? That's the equivalent of your time, Unless you're like, stupid and can't escape.. in that case,
Play factorio.
Cheers, have a good time!

On saturdays and sundays peak players per month is between 50-60. Enough for a great match.
I highly recommend this game for combining real-time strategy, and first person shooting. It is the only of its kind.

Should be listed as "In development" as it is far from a game. These developers are scammers. Just look at their patch notes.. They worked 2 hours a week at best and stole our money.

If you love anime to the point where you jerk off to it exclusively, and fantasize about 15 year old highschool girls on your spare time, this is the game for you.
Otherwise, stay away from this waste of space and time..

Being someone who will enjoy a game no matter how annoying i find the graphics, story and theme, I checked for satisfactory gameplay.
Story was boring, and kind of gross to know someone wrote this.. Gross in a way that only those who share in the mentality of pedophilia or perverted anime films (most of japans culture) would find normal, which doesn't surprise me one bit because bronies are all over this game. (incoming 95% dislikes)

Pros:
-Story is gay
-How to navigate through windows
-Artwork is nice
-Characters are developed and different
Cons:
-Story is gay
-Barely interactive
-No gameplay inside the actual game
(Only gameplay there is is selecting words for a poem you'll never see.)

There is nothing scary about this game unless you find eye swapping and pictures of dead anime girls terrifying.
There was a lot more they could have done with the story to at least make it interesting, for instance when the first girl dies, I was actually interested, and i was compelled to find out what happens next.
Nothing happens next, it just restarts and you have to go after the next girl.
You watch through the eyes of a scumbags perspective, finding out the best method of lying your way into a relationship.
You have to play the game 3 times over and date each girl, followed by re-arranging/deleting files to search for "creepy" images and texts. I found insanaquarium more entertaining for playing in the file folders.

All you get are some images and a fake webpage. The hype about this game is unreal, especially since it's not a game. It's a barely interactive short movie full of dissapointment, and hundreds of thoughts that we've all had when we were 12. (at least i hope)

This "game" has such a high-rating because the Developers knew that making a game so horrendous and slapping an anime theme to it would scare off anyone who wasn't already a hardcore fan of anime, thus positive rating for no good reason.


-1/10 will recommend to friends as a joke.