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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:04pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:16pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:16pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:04pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:09pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:40pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:16pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:20pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 11:30am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:44am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:16pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:58pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:56am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:08am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 11:30am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:46pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:02pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:40pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:42pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:58pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:30am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:31am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:34am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:42am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:54am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:34am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:58pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:31am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:33am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:41am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:51am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 1:39pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 11:28am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:40am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:16pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:31am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 1:39pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 11:32am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:49pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:35pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:35pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:36pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:25pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:35pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:16pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:42pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:58pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:58pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:07pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:30am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:32am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:34am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:48am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:54pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 1:00pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 11:28am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:58pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:42pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:04pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:08am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:53pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:02pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:52pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:02pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:15pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:31am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:33am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:42am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:55am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 11:28am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:49pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:49pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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