TTVLarkerz1's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 2:04pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 2:46am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 10:47am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 9:13pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 2:45am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 12:58am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 12:08am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 5:34am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 8:35am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 7:25am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 7:28am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:49am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 10:16am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 11:30am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 9:15pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 2:41am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 2:41am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 2:41am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 9:12am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 7:28am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 7:23am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 7:24am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 2:41pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 10:44pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 7:25am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 7:28am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 11:56am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 11:11pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 5:34am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 5:29am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 10:47am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 7:36am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 7:16am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 10:16am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 12:58am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 3:03pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 6:17am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 3:05am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 7:25am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 7:25am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 2:28pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 10:47am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 11:11am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 12:39am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 10:15pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 8:27am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 10:19pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 12:42am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 12:41am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 6:08pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:59am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 9:15pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 6:19am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 7:43am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 1:55am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 8:48am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 6:24pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 6:40am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 10:15pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 9:15pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 4:30am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:50am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:50am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:53am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 8:14am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 3:27am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 7:45am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 2:50am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 2:48am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 5:37am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 7:43am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 10:06am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 8:24pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 4:38am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 3:05am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 8:26am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 7:49am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 10:20am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 5:52am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 6:01pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 7:43am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 10:26am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 7:47am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 11:29am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 8:12am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 9:29am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 7:44am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 6:00am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 5:08am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 7:34am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 11:20am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 5:07am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 6:20am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 9:47am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 7:39am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 8:24pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 7:34am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:04am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 5:43am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:41am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 8:59am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 7:47am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 12:41am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 3:30am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 8:22pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 7:24am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 8:26pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 7:36am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 6:26am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 5:37am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 11:11pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 5:37am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 5:32am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 5:49am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 4:09am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 8:26am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 2:31pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 6:28pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 6:27am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 6:06am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 6:56am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 7:28am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 7:43am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 8:47am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 8:51am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 9:06am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 9:10am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 9:39am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 9:17am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 9:37am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:14pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 10:05am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 2:41am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 5:53am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:06pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 10:12pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 12:17am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 5:38am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 5:38am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 8:35am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 9:47am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 10:29am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 7:43am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 7:50am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 9:13am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 7:16am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 7:20am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 7:29am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:16pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 2:23pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 7:30am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 6:18am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 7:13am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 7:50am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 10:38am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:14pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 1:10pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 6:19am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 11:20am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 5:00am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 8:27am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 10:12am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 8:35pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 6:27am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 7:33am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 4:10am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 10:42am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 10:19pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 4:06am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 7:37am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:00am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 8:47am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 8:59am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 8:29am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 10:29am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 8:23pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 7:35am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 7:51am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 1:14pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:35am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 7:19am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 7:27am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 9:24am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 10:03am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 11:59am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 2:54am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 9:47am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 10:43am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 2:54am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 10:17am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:15am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:50am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:53am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 6:36am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 7:14am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 9:07am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 12:40am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 1:17am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 8:42am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 7:49am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 1:05pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 6:27am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 7:01am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 7:25am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 9:09am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 9:37am

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:09pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 9:17am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 9:36am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 5:14am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:24pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 3:23am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 10:23am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2024 @ 2:44am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 24 May, 2024 @ 6:12pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2024 @ 4:33pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 11:55pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2024 @ 1:08pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 8:39am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 9:10pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:02pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:06pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Unlocked 19 Apr @ 6:47am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 1:42pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 9:49am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 6:17am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 7:39am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 7:52am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 9:03am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 7:16am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 9:10am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 9:39pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 9:29am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 7:16am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 9:18am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:01am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 7:11am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 7:17am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 8:53am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 9:31am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:21pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 12:47am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 12:47am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 12:47am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:16pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 7:19am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 8:40am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 9:41am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 1:19am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:27pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 4:11am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 4:11am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 4:11am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 9:24am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:55am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 4:09am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 10:09am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 5:08am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 10:37am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 10:21am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 10:21am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 10:22am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:06pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:30pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 3:48am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 8:30am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 5:51pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 1:18am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 12:47am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 12:47am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 12:47am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 3:30am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:33pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:56am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:56am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:15am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:30pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 8:26am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 8:35pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 7:04am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 12:47am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:21pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:55am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 10:38am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 3:47am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 8:59pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 3:28pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 4:09am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:21pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 10:17am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 12:08am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 2:50pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 3:05am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 8:09am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 9:20am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 7:26am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 9:27am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 4:11am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:36am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 6:04am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 3:45pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 8:17am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:26pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 4:11am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:14pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:30am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 2:49pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 8:31am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 11:48am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 12:32pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 6:38am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 4:08pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 7:50am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 10:26am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:36am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:31am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 8:22pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 9:12am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:55am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:27pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 4:11am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 9:28am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:36am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 3:48am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:55am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 10:33am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 4:15am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 4:41am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 5:55am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 10:17am

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:32pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:55am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:56am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:15am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 3:47am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 10:19am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:31am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 3:23am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:35am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 4:41am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 6:51am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 7:43am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 8:24pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 6:23am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 9:32am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 9:28am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:30pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 3:23am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 7:56am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 6:25am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 12:40am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 7:01am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 12:48am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:00am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2024 @ 6:29pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:01pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 3:24am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 5:47am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2024 @ 9:32am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 7:12am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 7:27am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 7:23am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 9:12am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 12:09pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 9:20pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 9:20pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 2:39am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 6:07am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 8:27am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 7:17am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked 24 May, 2024 @ 6:12pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 11:06am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2024 @ 6:06am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 5:55am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 8:35pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 7:00am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 9:42am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 12:40am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:55am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 3:48am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 10:18am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 9:07pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 1:28am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 7:06pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 6:42am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:40am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:36pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 4:10am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 10:38am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 9:28am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:36am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:37am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 10:17am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 8:26pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 8:57pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 4:41am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 11:31am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 12:09am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 8:13pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 1:07pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 6:05am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 4:30am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 9:28am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 9:13pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 6:15pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2024 @ 5:30pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 10:28am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 9:28am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 4:11am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 3:24am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 1:05pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 3:20am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Feb @ 7:17am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 2:49pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 11:27am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2024 @ 4:23am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 1:12pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 1:03pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 7:33am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 8:23am

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 7:25am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 7:09am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 8:48am

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 4:10am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:15am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 3:48am

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 8:30am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 10:26am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2024 @ 6:29pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 4:30am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 7:14am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:21pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 2:54pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:36am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 2:45pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:54pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 3:23am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:35am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 4:42am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 8:22pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 8:42pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 9:24am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 1:10am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 4:01pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2024 @ 3:49am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 22 Jan @ 9:56am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 8:22pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 7:25am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 6:36am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 3:35am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 1:56pm