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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 5:32am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:09am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 6:33pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 7:14am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 11:02am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:38am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:19am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 1:13pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 8:17am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 3:08am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:08am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 10:40am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 8:39am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:21am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:56am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 4:05am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 6:01pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:38am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 3:51am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 6:34am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 4:05am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 8:40am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 8:40am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 11:21am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 8:49am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:49am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 10:04am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:17am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:17am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:18am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 7:22am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 8:36am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:14am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:09am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 6:32am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 10:53am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 3:26am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 3:22am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 11:31am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 9:06pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 1:46am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 3:44am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 10:02am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 11:12am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 8:43am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 9:13am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 11:21am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 7:23am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 6:07pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 2:25pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 10:04am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 10:04am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 9:57am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 9:57am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:32am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 6:14am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 4:59am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 3:12pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 4:46pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 4:04am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 7:23am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 4:04am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:49am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 7:11am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 7:23am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:46am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 8:50am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:43am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:09am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 11:36am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 6:17am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 7:50am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 7:42am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:10am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 8:43am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 11:31am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:13am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 12:53pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:13pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:54pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 7:54am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 10:14am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:44pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 9:57am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 7:25am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 9:26am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 10:40am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 10:42am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 10:43am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:17am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 8:44am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 8:44am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 7:25am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 12:26pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 12:48am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 8:34am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 3:51am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 6:50am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 2:06pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 2:06pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 6:32am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 12:26pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:47am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:56am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 8:37am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:16pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 9:08pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:44am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 8:34am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 1:18am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:47am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:32am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 11:37am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:46am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 10:03am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 9:57am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 11:03am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 3:02am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 7:24am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 7:25am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:52pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 6:32am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 8:25am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 11:23am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:48am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:27am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 7:22am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:45am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:31am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 7:51am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 8:53am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 11:31am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:23pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 1:09pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 3:52am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 7:05am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 10:12am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 2:20pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:53pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 8:28am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 3:33pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 11:48am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 7:58am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 10:19am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 8:40am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 2:08pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 9:46am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 7:39am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 8:01am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 10:00am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:51pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 10:15am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:51am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:52am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 5:32am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 9:11am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:45am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:14am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 8:44am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 9:44am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 2:20am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 8:25am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 3:48am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 3:52am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 7:41am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 10:08am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 6:33am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 8:27am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 1:12pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 9:59am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 10:00am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 10:00am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 8:26am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 8:27am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 10:35am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 10:02am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 3:57pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 5:23am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 5:23am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 8:24am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 11:23am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 8:40am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 7:22am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 5:04am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 3:41pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 12:49pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 2:20am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:43pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 2:08am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 10:14am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 10:06am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 5:42am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 11:58am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 7:22am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 7:22am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:01am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 7:33am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 3:07am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 7:41am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 1:40pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 10:34am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 1:40pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 1:41pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 9:59am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 2:05pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 3:04am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 5:25am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 3:42pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 4:14am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 5:14am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 11:36am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 9:11am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:17am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 2:20am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 10:53am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 6:32am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 1:12pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 9:59am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 6:08am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 11:37am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 8:46am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 2:20am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 8:53am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:54am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 1:10pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 7:23am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:36am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 2:30pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:44am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 9:57am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 10:53am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 7:41am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 1:36pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 3:30am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 12:30pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 4:12am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:53am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 3:02am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 3:08am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 1:13pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 10:52pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:30am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 1:40pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 10:51am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 8:42am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 1:57pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:23pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 2:42pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 2:20am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 6:53am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 9:58am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 9:58am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 6:07am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 5:16am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 11:36am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 5:14am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 11:56am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 8:46am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:27am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 12:50pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 12:50pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 3:04am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 2:05pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 3:57pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 6:08am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 5:37am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 5:01am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 11:36am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 8:46am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 4:06am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 1:01pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 2:33am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 8:34am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 3:51am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 6:32am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 7:23am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 6:52am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 7:33am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 12:50pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:58am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 6:55am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:49am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 11:04am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 7:22am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:32am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:17am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 6:06am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 7:22am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 7:22am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 7:23am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 7:23am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 7:23am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 7:23am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 7:23am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 3:07am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 7:41am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 1:02pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 7:22am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 7:24am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 6:59am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 10:15am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 6:07am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 6:08am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 3:08am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 3:08am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 11:56am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 4:39am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 5:10am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:27am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 12:53pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 12:53pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 10:01am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 1:36am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 3:29pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 9:06am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 10:42am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 10:42am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:15am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:16am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:16am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:16am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:16am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:16am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:16am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:16am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 1:36pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:15am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:15am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:16am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:49am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:15am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 7:59am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:02am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 2:12pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 6:07am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 2:34am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 12:53pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 12:54pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:15am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:15am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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