OH MINE GOD, 😳😳 I ACCIDENTALLY 🫣🫣 HATH SENT 😳 THOU A PICTURE OF MINE ♥♥♥♥ AND BALLS 🍆🍆 PRITHEE DELETE IT! 🛑✖️✖️! 'LEAST... THOU DESIRE TO LOOK? 😏😏 HAHA I JEST 🤣🤣 DELETE IT 🛑 ... SHOULD THEE CRAVE..? 😳🫣... HAHA NAY, ✖️ BANISH IT. 🛑🛑 ...'LEST? 😳🫣

🎆✨ WELCOME TO 2025 💦🍑—THE YEAR OF “NEW YEAR 🚩, SAME DUMPSTER FIRE™️” 🔥🛌. THIS IS THE YEAR ✨ WE “MANIFEST SUCCESS” 💻 WHILE STILL 🍆 LETTING A DUDE 🚗 NAMED CHAD WITH A CRUSTY AIR MATTRESS 🛏️ RUIN YOUR 💦 LIFE. 😩🔥

🍕 WILL YOU FINALLY ✨ LEARN TO COOK 🍳 OR SPEND $500 💦 ON DOORDASH AND CALL 🚿 YOURSELF A “FOODIE”? 😭🍷 WILL YOU SAVE 💸 MONEY, OR DROP ✨ $300 ON CRYSTALS YOU 💀 HOPE WILL “HEAL YOUR ENERGY”? 🌟💦

💳 SEND THIS TO 25 💦 DEGENERATES OR PREPARE ✨ FOR A YEAR OF 🚩 UNHINGED PURCHASES 🔥, BAD 🍕 FINANCIAL DECISIONS, AND ✨ CHAOTIC CHOICES.

REMEMBER: 💦 IF YOU CAN’T ✨ BE YOUR BEST 🚩 SELF, JUST BE 💦 YOUR MOST 😈 CHAOTIC. WELCOME TO ✨ 2025—THE YEAR 🚗 OF BAD 🍆 SEX, WORSE ✨ DECISIONS, AND 🚿 PARKING LOT CRYING. HAPPY NEW YEAR! 🔥🍑💀.

“hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It’s really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don’t know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don’t worry ill be there to protect you :wink: sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i’m really shy I don’t go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

I must give you my greatest apology. I never meant it to go this far. When I started these shenanigans, I imagined nothing of such a serious matter. I didn’t mean to harm your dignity, respect, or honor. But, now that’s it’s gone this far, I can only do one thing; apologize. So, from the bottom of my intellect, family, pride, and dogs, I give you my strongest and hardiest apology. I hope you could forgive me one day.

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the ♥♥♥♥” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

ALIENS HAVING SEX BE LIKE

alien q: WOOOOOOH your glimwop is blurgulating my tight little fwooshola 😍

alien 2: ohhhh yeah im gonna blurgulate your fwooshola so hard you dirty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ klimbop👽

alien 1: OHHHHH GOOD GNORBLORP IM ABOUT TO SPLORB!!! 💦💦💦💦😍😍

alien 2: thats right ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ klimbop bagobloosh take my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GLIMWOP!! 👽im about to SPLORBBBBB!!!!! splorbs all ovwr alien 1's fwooshola 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦💦

alien 1: OOOOOHHHH MYYYYYYYYY GOODNESS GNORBLOP MY SCHNATZELGORB IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BOOSHING!! 👽👽👽♥♥♥♥♥♥♥~~~~~~~!!

alien 2: your fwooshola is glooping 🤣

alien 1: 😘you bet it is after you blurgulated me baby <3

⚠️⚠️IMPORTANT!! always remember to YINNLOP after you blurgulate ⚠️⚠️