OH MINE GOD, 😳😳 I ACCIDENTALLY 🫣🫣 HATH SENT 😳 THOU A PICTURE OF MINE ♥♥♥♥ AND BALLS 🍆🍆 PRITHEE DELETE IT! 🛑✖️✖️! 'LEAST... THOU DESIRE TO LOOK? 😏😏 HAHA I JEST 🤣🤣 DELETE IT 🛑 ... SHOULD THEE CRAVE..? 😳🫣... HAHA NAY, ✖️ BANISH IT. 🛑🛑 ...'LEST? 😳🫣

🎆✨ WELCOME TO 2025 💦🍑—THE YEAR OF “NEW YEAR 🚩, SAME DUMPSTER FIRE™️” 🔥🛌. THIS IS THE YEAR ✨ WE “MANIFEST SUCCESS” 💻 WHILE STILL 🍆 LETTING A DUDE 🚗 NAMED CHAD WITH A CRUSTY AIR MATTRESS 🛏️ RUIN YOUR 💦 LIFE. 😩🔥

🍕 WILL YOU FINALLY ✨ LEARN TO COOK 🍳 OR SPEND $500 💦 ON DOORDASH AND CALL 🚿 YOURSELF A “FOODIE”? 😭🍷 WILL YOU SAVE 💸 MONEY, OR DROP ✨ $300 ON CRYSTALS YOU 💀 HOPE WILL “HEAL YOUR ENERGY”? 🌟💦

💳 SEND THIS TO 25 💦 DEGENERATES OR PREPARE ✨ FOR A YEAR OF 🚩 UNHINGED PURCHASES 🔥, BAD 🍕 FINANCIAL DECISIONS, AND ✨ CHAOTIC CHOICES.

REMEMBER: 💦 IF YOU CAN’T ✨ BE YOUR BEST 🚩 SELF, JUST BE 💦 YOUR MOST 😈 CHAOTIC. WELCOME TO ✨ 2025—THE YEAR 🚗 OF BAD 🍆 ♥♥♥, WORSE ✨ DECISIONS, AND 🚿 PARKING LOT CRYING. HAPPY NEW YEAR! 🔥🍑💀.

“hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It’s really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don’t know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don’t worry ill be there to protect you :wink: sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i’m really shy I don’t go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

I must give you my greatest apology. I never meant it to go this far. When I started these shenanigans, I imagined nothing of such a serious matter. I didn’t mean to harm your dignity, respect, or honor. But, now that’s it’s gone this far, I can only do one thing; apologize. So, from the bottom of my intellect, family, pride, and dogs, I give you my strongest and hardiest apology. I hope you could forgive me one day.

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the ♥♥♥♥” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

ALIENS HAVING ♥♥♥ BE LIKE

alien q: WOOOOOOH your glimwop is blurgulating my tight little fwooshola 😍

alien 2: ohhhh yeah im gonna blurgulate your fwooshola so hard you dirty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ klimbop👽

alien 1: OHHHHH GOOD GNORBLORP IM ABOUT TO SPLORB!!! 💦💦💦💦😍😍

alien 2: thats right ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ klimbop bagobloosh take my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GLIMWOP!! 👽im about to SPLORBBBBB!!!!! splorbs all ovwr alien 1's fwooshola 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦💦

alien 1: OOOOOHHHH MYYYYYYYYY GOODNESS GNORBLOP MY SCHNATZELGORB IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BOOSHING!! 👽👽👽♥♥♥♥♥♥♥~~~~~~~!!

alien 2: your fwooshola is glooping 🤣

alien 1: 😘you bet it is after you blurgulated me baby <3

⚠️⚠️IMPORTANT!! always remember to YINNLOP after you blurgulate ⚠️⚠️