I bought the "OnlySimps Subscription" DLC but since that DLC did not also add "Simpy Mistress" DLC to my account as stated on the DLC page, I bought that too using real, hard-earned money of my parents.

Since I have all of of its DLCs which include a glorious OnlySimps Subscription, I now declare myself the Simp King. Bow before me and give my reviews as many Awards as you can to please the Simp King. With my blessings, one day you could be the next Simp King.

Awards are offerings to the Simp King of course, he demands that this review gets awarded.

[h1][b]I am the [u]one [i]true[/i][/u] simp and I can prove it.[/b][/h1] I bought the [b]"[url=https://steamproxy.net/steamstore/app/1412940/]OnlySimps Subscription[/url]"[/b] DLC but since that DLC did not also add [b]"[url=https://steamproxy.net/steamstore/app/1412930/]Simpy Mistress[/url][/b]" DLC to my account as stated on the DLC page, [i]I bought that too[/i] using [u]real, hard-earned money[/u] [spoiler]of my parents.[/spoiler] Since I have [i]all of of its DLCs[/i] which include a glorious [b]OnlySimps Subscription,[/b] I now declare myself the [b]Simp King.[/b] Bow before me and give my reviews as many [b][i]Awards[/i][/b] as you can to please the [b]Simp King.[/b] With my blessings, one day you could be the next [b]Simp King.[/b] [h1]Start [i]throwing[/i] your [b]Steam Points[/b] on this review.[/h1] [b]Awards[/b] are [i]offerings[/i] to the [b]Simp King[/b] of course, he [u]demands[/u] that this review gets awarded.