♆Major⛧ Dirtymcnasty❝.❛
 
 
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This guide will teach you all of the manhunt cheats & Unlockables bonus stages. --------x---------- Este guia te ensinará a desbloquear as trapaças e estágios extras.
(i am legally obligated to inform you)
A.K.A :Greed,KAPIROTO, Laughlin, Horned God, Mister Machete, The Major.

Known Relatives : All dead by his own hand as well as his entire race
Religion: Archbishop Major of the First Celestial Church of the Triple Fish-God!
Birthplace: Mondo Karno
Eyes : Red
Hair : Sepulchral Dark grey

HATES : You and everything that draw breaths

LIKES : Space Dolphims

occupation : Bounty Hunter ,Gang leader, Anarchist warlord, Spawn of Satan
Hobby: Skin furrys alive
Actual Contract : God
BÖĐŸĊÖŮŅȚ: Do you count the number of breaths you've taken?

Major is an ultra-violent motorcycle-riding inter-galactic bounty hunter. Born on the depths of hell, he killed every other member of his race for a high school science experiment and then gave himself an "A" on the assignment. Despite his sadistic and vulgar attitude, he has a deep personal code of honor and will never break his word, Major is in love with the idea of vendetta and will go to ridiculous lengths to avenge himself of any perceived slight.He’s also in love with the concept of slumming , And torture.He’s the most ruthless, cruel, stubborn, and down-right despicable being in the known universe, a bone-splitter, a pruner of limbs who delights in red-frothed, glorious carnage, Major is not a good guy ,he's gonna piss in your soup, ♥♥♥♥ your girfriend,put porn in your kids cartoons,he's gonna make a soap with your grease, bomb's with the rest of the soap ,then bomb your apartament,and of course ,beat you to death in a hand-to-hand combat,Major's is the modern man sintesys,and everything boys want to be when they grow up and everything girl's want to have as a man, He's also a anarco-nihilist hated by the capitalism.No welcome visitor. Not a friendly face. Your lives would be prolonged for getting out of his way.

Superhuman Strength: Major is strong, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ strong he easily beat Bitchies into submission..... with his 19 inch ♥♥♥♥.

Superhuman Stamina: Major can and will go on for days, provided that his subject survives that long although that doesn't really matter, don't put necrophilia past Major. He also has a 19 inch ♥♥♥♥.

Immortality: Since Major is banned from both Heaven and Hell he is immortal. He also has a 19 inch ♥♥♥♥.

Invulnerability: With ease he shrugs of blows from the likes of Superman with no damage. He also has a 19 inch ♥♥♥♥.

Self-Sustenance Just because he can sustain himself doesn't mean he will. He's Major and he'll eat your fields barren if it pleases him

Regeneration: If Major does somehow sustains injury, which is impossible since he's invulnerable. He's got a healing factor that would make Wolverine and Sabretooth look like a bunch of kids that got to ride along on the firetruck courtesy of the Make a Wish foundation.

Bio-Fission: Bio-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥'-Fission!!!! He can actually Bio Fiss himself. Can you??

Tracking: Major can trace prey across the Universe. No where to run, no where to hide from his 19 inch ♥♥♥♥.

Multilingualism: Major is fluent in over 6 million forms of communication including but not limited to lolcatspeak.

A man of his word: Major's word is the only thing he finds sacred just because he's the one who's saying it. He also has a 19 inch penis.

Grounded Flight: Major can fly only while touching the ground, which is still 19 inches if he chooses to fly horizontally.
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