dayz is hard to play when so many n00bs have to hack to win.

banned in csgo for not hacking

nice walls fam

I'm so wet when I hear your voice~

I sexually Identify as a ghost pirate. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of sailing the undead seas searching for the afterlife of dave jones’ locker . People say to me that a person being a ectoplasmic-sea captain is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m sp00ky. I’m having an ethereal cutlass created, a 17th century french sloop and a ghostly crew of shanty singers bought. From now on I want you guys to call me “deadbeard” and respect my right to kill rival poltergeist and photonically phase my being into the next realm . If you can’t accept me you’re a phantom-buccaneerphobe and need to check your undead-aquatic privilege. Thank you for being so understanding matey.

-rep Spinbotted in warmup, it just ruined the whole warmup for me and we lost wtf. Get deported