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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 8:54pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 9:25pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 9:30pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 10:50pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 8:16pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 5:17pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 10:45pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:40am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 9:49pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2022 @ 9:07pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 9:30pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 6:36pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 7:01pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 8:55pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 7:10pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 11:52am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 11:36am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 9:49pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 5:44pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 12:18am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 11:44am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 11:45am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 10:59am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 9:57pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 10:04pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 10:23pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 10:11pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 10:40am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 9:30pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 6:45pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 10:22pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 7:58pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 7:20pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 9:55am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 2:31pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 1:47am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 7:58pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 8:32am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 11:01pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 4:13pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 6:36pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 1:47am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 8:48am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 9:46pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 12:22am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2022 @ 9:07pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 12:35am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:01pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 9:58am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 9:19pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 7:01pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 6:38pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 4:02pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 4:02pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 11:05pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:38pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:38pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 11:33am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 5:34pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2024 @ 11:00pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 11:53am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 4:02pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 8:56pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 9:30pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 10:51am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 10:43pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 9:30pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 7:51am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 8:31am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 6:46pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 11:28am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 9:54pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 9:25pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 12:58pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 9:43am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 12:19am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 11:04pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 9:16pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 9:16pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 3:15pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 3:15pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 3:15pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:41pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:41pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:44pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:48pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 7:10pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 11:11pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 8:32pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 9:39pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 9:43am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 6:51pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 1:38am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 8:03pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 11:44am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 10:44pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 10:49am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 7:25pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 7:30pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 7:37pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 2:20pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 12:31am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 11:31am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 12:24am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 10:07pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 6:38pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:38pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 5:27pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:41pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 3:15pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 3:15pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 3:15pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:41pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:44pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:44pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:48pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 10:29pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 10:07pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 10:53pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 11:03am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 5:28pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 3:53am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 1:02am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:42pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:57pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 12:11am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 9:16pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:44pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:44pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:44pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:44pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:58pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:58pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:58pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 12:16am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 10:07am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 10:07am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 12:08am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:45pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:44pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:47pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:57pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:53pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 12:23am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 9:21am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 10:25am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 8:53am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 8:55am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 10:49am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 10:50am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 9:30am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 11:54am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 7:40pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 13 May @ 4:01am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 12:29am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 12:28am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 12:28am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 13 May @ 4:05am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 13 May @ 4:02am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 13 May @ 4:03am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 5:17pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 1:47am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 6:20pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:48pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:48pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 10:08am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:49pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:40am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 6:34pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 7:19pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 3:15pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:44pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:44pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:44pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:44pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:44pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:44pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:58pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:58pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:58pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 12:16am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 10:45am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 10:45am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 10:45am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 12:16am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 12:16am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 12:16am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 12:16am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 12:16am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 10:22am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 10:22am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:12am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 4:29pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2024 @ 3:54pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2024 @ 3:54pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2024 @ 3:55pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2024 @ 3:56pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:42pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:44pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:48pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:59pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 12:48am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 10:14am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 5:31pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 12:35pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 9:17am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:40am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 3:47pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 9:39am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 6:58pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:38pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 6:56pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 6:56pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 6:56pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 6:56pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 10:06am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 10:25am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 8:23pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 1:28pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 6:17pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2024 @ 8:21pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:48pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 10:06am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 10:06am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 12:16am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 12:16am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 12:16am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 12:16am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 12:16am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 10:22am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 10:22am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:12am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 4:29pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2024 @ 3:54pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2024 @ 3:54pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 5:55pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 5:55pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 7:39pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 6:20pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 8:47am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 8:47am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 10:08am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 2:20pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2024 @ 3:56pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 5:55pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:52pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 1:10pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 May @ 4:03am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 2:21pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 8:29pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 10:06am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 7:37pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 11:44am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 7:48pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 9:33pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 8:47am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 8:47am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 2:21pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2024 @ 11:48am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 6:11pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 6:11pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 8:20am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:57pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 4:58pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 May @ 4:03am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 11:03am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 6:58pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 6:58pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 11:01pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 1:37am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 10:33pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 5:42pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 5:42pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 3:17pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 1:00am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 7:03pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 7:31pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 5:54pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2024 @ 4:19pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 10:58pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 10:17pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 11:04am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 10:06am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 10:06am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 4:29pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 4:29pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 4:29pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2024 @ 3:54pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2024 @ 3:54pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 5:55pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 5:55pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 5:55pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 5:55pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 5:55pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 7:09pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 7:09pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2024 @ 8:20pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2024 @ 11:14pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 12:24am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 5:54pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 10:06am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 4:29pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 4:29pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 4:29pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2024 @ 3:54pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2024 @ 3:54pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 5:55pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 5:55pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 5:55pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 7:09pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 7:09pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 7:09pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 7:09pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2024 @ 8:20pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2024 @ 11:14pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 4:14am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 10:03pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 3:13pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 9:21am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 9:21am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 5:55pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 5:55pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 11:00pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 11:00pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 1:14pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 1:14pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 8:30am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:57pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2024 @ 4:11pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 3:15pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 8:47am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 9:58pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:59pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 5:44pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 6:11pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2024 @ 3:26pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 6:03am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 May @ 2:28am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 8:54pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 8:34pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2024 @ 11:00pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 8:55pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 12:34am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 12:32am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 8:32am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 9:54pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2024 @ 4:11pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 10:25am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 4:30pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 1:28pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 1:28pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2024 @ 8:20pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 3:19pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 6:03pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 6:03pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 9:00am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 12:04am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2024 @ 11:01pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 6:21pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 11:04am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2024 @ 6:59pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 5:55pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 5:55pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 5:55pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 5:55pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 5:55pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 7:09pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 5:42pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 5:42pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2024 @ 1:11am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2024 @ 1:11am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 11:03am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 5:58pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 2:46pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 9:39pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2024 @ 8:20pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 5:42pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2024 @ 3:55pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 4:43pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2024 @ 3:27pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2024 @ 1:11am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 5:42pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 5:56pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 3:46pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2024 @ 11:16am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 10:57pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 8:32am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 8:48am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 2:20pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 11:03am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 5:55pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 6:17pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 10:58pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 12:14am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2024 @ 11:00pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 12:24am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 5:55pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 5:55pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 5:55pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 5:55pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 7:09pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 7:09pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 7:09pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 7:09pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 5:42pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 5:42pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2024 @ 1:11am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2024 @ 1:11am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 11:03am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 5:58pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 2:46pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 8:14pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 8:31am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2024 @ 11:23pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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